Hallmark movies would be better if the female leads were topless

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Hallmark won't be the last to try and cash in on the Swiftie bump.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We&#39;ve announced some new cast members for our upcoming movie with <a href="https://twitter.com/Hallmark?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Hallmark</a>...<br><br>Coach Reid<br>Trey Smith<br>Mecole Hardman<br>and many more!</p>&mdash; Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/1811489162635411953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 11, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>



Imagine riding the bench for the Jets and then a couple weeks later catching the winning touchdown in the SB and suddenly they want to cast you in movies (even shitty ass Hallmark ones)

Malik Taylor watching this


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Is Rashee Rice going to be in it?

Will it be a racing movie?

They really missed out on not casting sexier Chiefs.


Look this one has his own headshot.

Trey Smith going to melt hearts

Andy Reid, a twinkle in his eye, just smiles when someone asks if he knows where Santa lives in the offseason

And now I find out they stole my cat's name and ****ed it up. It's Catrick MEOWhomes, you stinking hacks. I've got evidence going back 3 years, so expect a letter from my attorney, you intellectual property thiefs.

Jungle Law?

I don't know what that is, but I know when someone steals my cat's name GODDAMMIT! lol

In all honesty, I think it's funny they can't come up with their own shit and have to steal mine.

But I'm still filing a lawsuit, because this is America!!!

To be honest I have thought about stealing your cats name to.
Its F-ing brilliant.

Are you seriously expecting a Hallmark production to have the kind of creativite talent to not steal a name


Reminder that this "movie" will be terrible but we'll love it ironically. It's Hallmark.

I simultaneously cringe and cackle at the fact that most of us are going to feel compelled to watch a Hallmark movie in a few months. We could have a game day thread and watch it together! ;) ROFL

In.

I wonder where we can audition to be extras for this movie. I can stand in the background and cheer for the Chiefs for whatever pay extras receive.