I made the DVDs for the museum!

You never read Little Puppy Mill on the Prairie?

Can't say that I did

I'm tired of California! I want to move to West Plains, MO to add some excitement in my everyday doings.

You guys make it seem so nice and I'd probably fit right in.

This thread is amazing. The groundwork has been laid for the Gayest of Days on the Plains

Take Billay as your wingman. Just check him for GHB before you let him in the Murano.

Other than stopping at a nearby river to float, no, there is nothing between Springfield and West Plains. Trust me, I've driven this many times. My main focus was how fast I could make to and from. Hence, the speeding ticket I once got coming home.

EDIT: Thinking about it, the rivers I was thinking of are off 60 past the 63 exit, so the answer is there is absolutely nothing between the two.

Not even a ****ing preserve stand?

I'll even risk buttrape if I can pick up a redneck carving.

Nah, there aint much in between. Maybe an Amish store in Mansfield for something like that.

Go to at least one junk or antique store. You might find something like a Olin Mills portrait of a chihuahua, or The Last Supper painted on a split log.

Roooooadtriiiiiiiip!

Mountain Grove has a Walmart.

THIS

Theres a sports bar in WP that has the best chicken wings I've ever eaten.

Go have a drink at the Little Hut. ONE STAR Yelp rating!
https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-little-hut-west-plains