Ah, the bad old days where ACL tears were career-enders.

1. My most popular jersey was the Rich Gannon Chiefs jersey (because I was the only store in the city to have it). I sold 200+ of them.
2. I sold Royals hats and jersey's like crazy, especially once I came up with the black and white.
3. The mall changed due to a couple of different things, one was the bus coming from the city and bringing all kinds of shit with it. Second was the stupid ass guard shacks that made everyone feel completely unsafe and third the entire are surrounding the mall got worse. Race had nothing to do with it, it was just trash.
4. Well I had a stockroom at the end of the mall that I used to **** some of the mall girls in.

Would you give the mall sluts parting gifts, ala Jeter??

Related to this....curious about how many shoplifting dollars you had to write off?

Jesse Haynes jerseys

Those were used for the post sex clean up.

I think I may have that hat. Was it done with a silver sharpie?

Pics? Details? Did they smell like chicken salad? Did any of them get raped in the parking lot?

I thought the Trezelle Jenkins jerseys were for that.

Those were on the toilet paper roll in the john.

In the 90's I ran marathons.

Probably a couple of hundred bucks a year. Not much. It was a small store that always had 2 people in it that we were right on top of customers the entire time.

Yes, a Fila towel to wipe themselves off with.

You must not have stocked any Raiders stuff.

How many Kansas City Wizards jerseys did you sell?