Well, the last name sounds like Lebowski so that would be cool. Don't know where Taylor county is, but hopefully it's close to Snowshoe ski resort. It sounds like my wife would be a roller derby girl, which should be quite interesting.

i knew a guy who took more than he could get rid of and when the man for his payment the guy went into witness protection for two decades.

Lets do it but make my name Donald R. DiCicco.

I bet his identity isn't as good as yours.

Male name: LUTHER
Female name: HERMINIA
Surname: PRIVETT
Location: Kittitas County, Washington
Male occupation: Insulation Workers, Floor, Ceiling, and Wall
Annual Salary: $33,000
Female occupation: Set and Exhibit Designers
Annual Salary: $46,300
Your Main Hobby: Book restoration
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Watching movies

How about an Alaskan sewer job as an aspiring novelist named Dwight?

Male name: DWIGHT
Female name: TAMI
Surname: ASHLEY
Location: Southeast Fairbanks Census Area[5], Alaska
Male occupation: Water and Wastewater Treatment Plant and System Operators
Annual Salary: $36,700
Female occupation: Roustabouts, Oil and Gas
Annual Salary: $49,700
Your Main Hobby: Creative writing
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Calligraphy[6]

I don't like mine, FMB can kill me and I'll try my luck in the reincarnation thread.

That would explain the career path. :D

Only from the waist down.

I've recently gotten on the wrong side of the Jesuit World Order. I'm pretty scared they're going to hurt me. I believe the Patriots winning the Super Bowl was a message from them to me.

The Patriots winning yet another Super Bowl has put some CP members with "interesting friends" hot on my tail. "Shut that Chowdah up. PERMANENTLY!" was recently overheard during a Poe/Berry franchise tag discussion. I need to go on the lam, quick.

They'll never expect to find you in Nantucket fixing watches and doing curls.

Bruce and Willa is a fun name for a couple, by the way. It makes me think of Die Hard, which is what you're hoping not to do in the Witness Protection Program.

Male name: BRUCE
Female name: WILLA
Surname: HARTSFIELD
Location: Nantucket, Town and County of, Massachusetts
Male occupation: Watch Repairers
Annual Salary: $17,500
Female occupation: Materials Scientists
Annual Salary: $52,600
Your Main Hobby: Bodybuilding
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Lego building

We think you'll be safe in rural Wisconsin working in a bank. Your only risk is if they connect your new name to the Three Stooges skit with attorneys.

Male name: KENDRICK
Female name: TRACEY
Surname: CHEATHAM
Location: Barron County, Wisconsin
Male occupation: Tellers
Annual Salary: $22,100
Female occupation: Wholesale and Retail Buyers, Except Farm Products
Annual Salary: $59,200
Your Main Hobby: Cryptography
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Auto racing

You should wash your legs once in a while.

Wow, interesting.
My wifes hobby :hmmm: She's lucky she's pulling in the dough!

Combined salary of $52,600 in Nantucket. Presumably they live in a doghouse, or else their housing is paid for by the Feds.

Your summers will rock, your winters will SUCK, and you will really enjoy the seafood, if you can actually afford it.