BTW, what on gods earth made Bob Dole choose a Chihuahua?

What is a Chihuahua?

Yo quiero el rato...
 

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I pictured Dole as more of a German Shephard type guy.

You're the only one here that has had the pleasure of witnessing the event firsthand. All the rest can only imagine...

yo quiero taco bell!

I would have expressed disgust that someone stole your stuff.
Then I would have offered to let YOU use my stuff, all year long if you like....as long as you return it.

After the ex took off with Bob Dole's Rottie, Bob Dole wanted something a little more portable.

How could you not love that face?

are you sure that thing's not a hamster?
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Thanks for a good laugh Bob. Good post.

Oh yeah, BTW - fug 'em.

Any chance you can hire a very old decrepit man with a walker to act like he is trying to mow the yard when the prospective holy man comes to town. You could even have him stage having a stoke.

Or
Perhaps you could make your yard very tidy but plant some flowers in some sort of satanic design right in the middle.


Oh the possibilities.

Maybe you can make a big cross out of beer bottles as a welcome.

I like the idea of a goat as a lawn mower.

Of course as has been pointed out. If ya had a real dog you might not have lost all your lawn equipment in the first place.

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What is a Chihuahua?
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Snack food for a great dane!

for little dog bashers...
 

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