Unfortunately for him, one is not a prime number.

My entire life has been a lie.

You have the rest of your life to bask in this new enlightenment.

LMAO

It may be too late. I've been using 1 for my entire life, and I've been using it wrong. The die has been cast, and it came up snake eyes.

Says you.

Super Congrats LUV!

The best thing in life is making sure that you leave the world a better place and nothing does that better than a son or daughter that is better than you.

I hope your child achieves great and meaningful things.

I see what you did there.

Congrats!

At my old school, the combination to the locks on the computer carts was the first 4 prime numbers. Man, that would cause serious issues.

"I've entered 1, 2, 3, 5 like 50 times, and it still won't work!"

Don't forget to put foam on every single corner of your home and block off every outlet. You can never be too safe.

Then, once you have another you can forget all that shit.

Contratulations.

Congrats mommy. He's beautiful and looks brilliant.

I've seen enough babies to accurately predict these things.

Very happy for you!

Awesome! Congratulations!!

Some good news for a change.