It's got me laid three times this past month and I've got a big ass horseshoe scar on the side of my head and a strip of hair that's been nuked away.

The playlist works.

(And by three times, I meant three different girls. Not three times total.)

Do you do the whole Rob Lowe - About Last Night - dual headphones - thing?

I'm not saying that it hasn't been done.

And there is a reason why I've got two really nice pair of headphones.

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never saw the movie but googled that

3 or 1 is fine lol

I have not been in the same situation, just got dumped via email and found out later she was banging another guy TWO whole days after she said she would be honored to be my girlfriend, so I never really thought about revenge. But, in a situation like this, would it be out of line to gather up her clothes and take a big, nasty dump right in the middle of them and leave them in a box outside for her?

What a chicken shit she is. Email. :(

Sorry dude. You've got a lot on your plate. You are going to get through as a mountain of a man. Keep trudging through.

This was back in 2011. I may have had cancer then for all I know. She had nice tits and she smelled sort of like strawberries and cream, all over. Other than that, she was nothing special. Hell, my ass was twice as big as hers and her hips were as narrow as a ten year old gymnast. She had two kids so somebody must have figured out how to get in there, but I was wondering how in the world I was ever going to. Luckily for me, I never banged her. She didn't deserve any of this!

I wouldn't sweat it too much...people are self-serving. She was probably bored with the repetition that marriage creates. Men do the same shit...If my wife was thinking about having an affair..we just would become swingers. Sex is sex...marriage is something totally different. She went after a past lover...probably missing the freedom/less complicated life she had back then. Sounds like a mid-life crisis fling...

Have you ever looked at porn..since you've been married? Why?

NOT the same thing. AT ALL.

No reason to be mad at the ex-boyfriend. Should be mad at ur gal. Shouldn't put anybody in the hospital obviously. But my heart goes out to you, that sucks man. Nobody deserves that.

It is..women just manifest the same thing differently. Men are visually motivated...

Men's ego takes a harder hit...when they realize they arent the alpha-male they thought they were. That they weren't the center of her universe...and she could still be attracted to other men. It's life...

Stay strong, don't rush to decisions, and above all, think about the your beautiful kid.

And know this, hate gets you nowhere.