So, uh, why is Wolverine naked there?

Just admit the truth Rain Man. You are a "carney" on the side in the deep south wrestling alligators at county fairs. And well one of those alligators bit off more than he could chew:p

Too late now, but I'd suggest a good electric razor for the dome. That's what I've been using.

I wasn't around to witness Rain Man and Wolverine's bout to the death, you'll have to ask him.

The Missus goes savage when you go down on her.

Do you want to zip up a pair of pants in the morning with those claws?

You were driving your fancy Bimer with the top down, looking smug and taking into your bluetooth ear thingy, when you got scraped by a low hanging tree branch.

I've got a good scar on the back of my head that came from the butt of a shotgun.

u were in a knife fight

Mishap practicing your knife juggling hobby.

Aliens

Why was wolverine naked in your bathroom with you when you were shaving?

This is getting awkward.

Was Caitlyn Jenner there with exceptionally long (and fabulous) nails and that's how it happened?

Me, too. That Braun I linked back in the other thread... that thing ROCKS.