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Jimmya 09-25-2014 07:04 AM

Fat, but not horrible fat.

ShortRoundChief 09-25-2014 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10946196)
ChiefsPlanet: where every poster's wife/girlfriend is a smoking hot model quality 10...............on a scale of 50

Not mine. She was a curvy sexy lady before we split up. Now she's a fatty.

Serves the cheating whore right.

KCUnited 09-25-2014 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10945730)
I had been drinking all day. :shrug:

Definitely been there and as a result my 'wait, how big is this bitch?' trigger alerts me anytime there's a betting agreement involving sex with someone I haven't already met in person or haven't seen for a minimum of 8 months.

Reerun_KC 09-25-2014 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10945321)
I bet a BJ on the KSU/Texas game last fall with this chick that I had been talking to on POF for a while. Cute face but was great at working the "fat chick angle" with her camera. Needless to say I was not pleased when she showed up to my place.

Then she wanted to have sex and gave me a Magnum condom - I was like "what do you want me to do with this? Put my newspaper in it?"

Not my proudest moment.

ROFL.....

Priceless...

Dave Lane 09-25-2014 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10945400)
Which male body type is ambitious, adventurous, funny, and good with kids?

That's the Dave Lane body type obviously.

Reerun_KC 09-25-2014 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10946196)
ChiefsPlanet: where every poster's wife/girlfriend is a smoking hot model quality 10...............on a scale of 50

My wife will always be a 10 to me... After 23 years she is still smoking hawt as the day I first met her... And after all these years and 2 kids, her body still gets me to :drool:....

Katipan 09-25-2014 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10946295)
That's the Dave Lane body type obviously.

Yeah but a PIsister already got you and geez do you two seem happy together. My mother has one too but I don't know how much was factory and how much were upgrades.

Rausch 09-25-2014 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 10946297)
My wife will always be a 10 to me... After 23 years she is still smoking hawt as the day I first met her...

Individual results may vary...

Reerun_KC 09-25-2014 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10946300)
Individual results may vary...

ROFL

Well there is that...

George Liquor 09-25-2014 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by cmh6476 (Post 10945869)
so you were gonna give her a bj if you lost?

Ugh, I think I had to take her out to a nice dinner or some shit if I lost.

KC native 09-25-2014 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 10945413)
I'm not sure a chick can make it any more obvious that she's fat than betting oral sex on a football game.

LMAO

Reerun_KC 09-25-2014 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10946303)
Ugh, I think I had to take her out to a nice dinner or some shit if I lost.

Buffet?

TLO 09-25-2014 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10945772)
I'd never say I had a dick that big. I'm too modest. I'd probably describe it as "a little extra, curvy, a few extra pounds."

Oh wow. This is great. LMAO

loochy 09-25-2014 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10946217)
I'll show you my bikini bridge if you show me yours.

yes pls

TLO 09-25-2014 08:31 AM

Did you know the bikini bridge stuff started out as a hoax, Katipan?


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