Barret |
01-04-2014 08:08 AM |
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Men, all this stuff you've heard about the Chiefs not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the Playoffs, is a lot of horse dung. Chiefs Players, traditionally, love to fight. All real Chiefs love the sting of battle.
When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Chiefs Fans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. The Chiefs play to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why The Chiefs under Andy Reid have never lost and will never lose a playoff game. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to all Chiefs.
Now, the Chiefs are a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This Colts Destiny stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about The Colts for ESPN don't know anything more about real football than they do about fornicating.
Now, we have the finest BBQ and equipment, the best spirit, and the best Players in the world. You know, by God, I actually pity those poor Colts we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the jersey of Dexter McCluster. We're going to murder those lousy Colt bastards by the bushel.
Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not the Chiefs will win a playoff game before you die. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that The Chiefs will. The Colts are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.
Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any Reports saying that we are going conservative. We're not Playing Prevent. Let the Colts do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the Colts. We're going to hold onto them by the nose, and we're gonna kick them in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of them all the time, and Jamal Charles is gonna run through the Colts like crap through a goose!
Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "Where were you when the Chiefs started their playoff run to the Super Bowl?" -- you won't have to say, "I thought they were going to lose again so I didn't watch."
Alright now you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel about the Chiefs
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