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milkman 08-11-2012 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 8809830)
I appreciate your input. Maybe I should look into some anger management classes. I'm a lover. Not a fighter. Do you know anyone I could see for some therapy?

I can show you how to manage anger.

Bowser 08-11-2012 02:46 PM

And the Troller shall become the Trollee.

The Mayor 08-11-2012 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 8805341)
He continues running his mouth to the point that I told him I'd see him out in the parking lot after work. Needless to say, he shut the **** up at that point and I figured I'd be better off just fixing his **** up later and not letting the situation escalate too far. Before my shift ends, the ****ing police show up threatening to take me to jail for "assaulting" this kid. Jesus. He started the whole thing by being a ****ing asshole when I tried to explain how he could better do his .

ROFLROFLROFL

InChiefsHeaven 08-13-2012 06:35 AM

Geez. I didn't see the other thread until after I posted. I hate me...

blaise 08-13-2012 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by griZZly64 (Post 8805863)
A co-worker should NEVER be treated this way. It cannot and will not be tolerated. Prepare for legal action sucker.

You're the pussification of the country.

Dave Lane 08-13-2012 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8806365)
tell him this, word for word, in a menacing voice while you look right into his eyes:

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

This is from Matthew isn't it? You got to love a good bible story. :)

Dave Lane 08-13-2012 06:54 AM

And what the **** is up with the dumbasses in this thread?

:facepalm: :facepalm:

blaise 08-13-2012 06:55 AM

People- it's better to let fish dangle. Give them some line. Let them swim around for a while.

threebag 08-13-2012 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 8805369)
he probably seen you putting ice cubes in your mouth. thats why he called the cops.

He knew you were getting ready to cold cock him

topher79 08-13-2012 09:24 AM

Would look into anger management.

TLO 08-13-2012 11:06 AM

This thread is one giant ROFL.

Flopnuts this is great.

Gary 08-13-2012 11:38 AM

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Mr. Flopnuts 05-19-2013 06:39 PM

Just an update. It hasn't been my year. My wife got pissed over me over cooking her steak and stabbed me with her fork. I grabbed it out of her hand and bruised her wrist in the process. ****, it's not like I was trying to hurt her. But she got emotional and called the police and I went to jail! Even though I was bleeding out of my nipple! Horseshit. What are you gonna do?

Mother****erJones 05-19-2013 06:43 PM

Internet tough guy :)

Mr. Flopnuts 05-19-2013 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9692819)
Internet tough guy :)

I'm just mi55underst00d.


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