You see I picture Badgirl being the crazy nut. Only a lot older.
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while you're at work, not serving orange juice, she's at your house, drinking your orange juice.
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take naked pics of her. Of course you will have to include naked pics of you just so she isn't suspicious. Then tell her you will post them on the internet if she doesn't leave. Then post them anyway.

you know the lady that Roy Munson eats out in kingpin? these two ladys make her look good.

Hi Gloria. Just tell her your boyfriend got kicked out of his apartment and is moving in with you on Dec. 1. So she needs to make other arrangements by Nov. 25.

"Dear Penthouse:

I'm a single girl with my own house and a job, and make enough to have a comfortable life. How was I to know that my world would be turned upside down by an old acquaintance from my past that said she needed a room for a day or two. You'll never guess what happened next..."

Finish the story, sell subscriptions to the horny guys here on the CP, and she'll make her half of the rent, I guarantee...

Hey, Gloria, have you noticed the 2 guys who called you stupid on here are GoChiefs and Quiksurfer. There's a couple of geniouses for you.

So some deadbeat bitch, who has been kicked out of the lives of everyone she knows, TELLS you that she’s moving in with you. You let her. Now she is acting like a homeless leech, invading your life, taking advantage of you, giving nothing back, making no effort to be productive, and you are afraid to say anything?

I’m surprised they let people like you live on your own. Don’t bother asking for advise about this “friend” situation, you better start small, like dressing and feeding yourself.

This.

The second someone TELLS me that I'm doing something for them.....is the second that they get a slap in the face and I walk away.

:eek:

Whatever you do, don't piss her off.

Thread still needs pics.

Hey badgirl, I have another semen delivery for you. Let me know.

ROFL

Kick her ass out, I need someone to mooch off of.

Make that bitch earn her stay.

Make her earn it real good.