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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5550066)

I started reading this thread thinking "AGAIN???"

sigh.

I shouldn't smoke in the morning.

:clap:

But that's when it works the best, am I right?

Hamas is right, 12 gauge is best for home defense. Saw it off, or use a modified choke, and you don't even have to aim really. plus the chik\chik sound of the pump loading the round is enough to turn any meth-head as white as his stuff.

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Originally Posted by bringbackmarty (Post 5550620)

I'd buy a pistol grip mod before I sawed one in half. If you're just looking to lose a few inches for maneuverability at least.

GUN CONTROL!1!!!1!1

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What porn site were you on before being so rudely interrupted?

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Originally Posted by bowener (Post 5550699)

GUN CONTROL!1!!!1!1

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What porn site were you on before being so rudely interrupted?

I was probably playing KOTOR.

I know a guy who did this exact same thing and wasn't as lucky as you were. His stray bullet went through his kitchen wall and into the living room, then struck his wife in the head and killed her. Count your blessings, and thank your lucky stars no one was hurt.

I had the gun deliberately pointed down and away from me or anybody else. At least I was that smart.

Yep, gun control would be great.

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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5550004)

I did miss the smiley. And a .45 is a good choice, IMO. Knockdown rates are 100%, meaning even if some amphetamine-head happens to threaten you, he's still going down.

Cause if any of you have ever seen a meth head get hurt, its crazy. They can get their hand cut off, and they'll keep going. I'm not going to lie and say I've had first-hand experience, but I've seen enough videos, and heard enough stories from my paramedic aunt that I'm convinced.

FUNNY STORY, about 10 years ago my buddy got into it with a couple opf tweakers, so we're throwing down and one's dad shows up(another tweaker about 50 yrs old) he's in the back of a truck with a SWORD a ****ing swordLMAO and this asshole proceeds to jump out of the truck fall flat on his face and shove that sword right through his hand, i start laughing my ass off until he stands up looks at me and pulls that ****ing thing out of his hand like his hand was a sheath, all the while smiling. so the laughter turns to serious REAL quick, i holler for someone to give me a bat and this guy throws me a curtain rod, WOW ends up this stupid **** throws the sword at me, i duck and proceed to beat the living shit out of this guy. he was pretty tough, old man strength and dope combined, crazy shit and totally true

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 2683351)

Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a fucking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor. :eek:

Shit.

:cuss:

That is all.

:bang:

You need a semi-auto with a de-cock feature.
:p

Frazod, we all remember the outcome of this pre-game ritual and I'm afraid its time to lock and load and read the refrigerator its last rights. You're our only hope against the Giants on Sunday.

We shall erect a statue in your refrigerator's honour!

(one of my favourite all time posts) :D

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