III,

Don't even look at it like that.

1 date at a time.......No expectations past appetisers. No future plans until after desert.

Just have fun, don't come on too hard or desperate and you'll be alot better off. You'd be much, much better off with sincere, Nice Girls.

If it doesn't work out......don't sweat it, just move on like a new box of popcicles.

Dude - one step at a time. Try getting her phone number first. Mizzou5 speaks the truth. Act like you're doing her the favor or you're really screwed. You might also take up a hobby like jogging or something. Seriously. I'm not saying this to be mean, but you've really packed on the meat in the 4 years I've known you. I know some of it is medication, but you can do something to counter it. Chicks dig a muscular guy. Use some of your free time to develop your body. Then it's a lot easier to meet chicks.

"Nice Girls"?....where are these "nice girls"?

Slayer...........There are Nice girls out there.....they're hard to find. I sorted through ALOT of women over the years to find a keeper.

Truth.........Most of the sincerely NICE girls aren't the ones that catch your attention first in a room....in HS, look for the "ugly duckling" that will be hot when she gets a haircut and contacts.

Other than that.......the nice girls that are "hot" are usually the girls that eat guys like you alive, or ignore the average guy for a few years, until the Pricks they chase beat them down enough they lose their tude', or are looking for a daddy for the 2 kids Capt Dickhead isn't paying for......

If a guy looks, you can find a great combination of the desired features of a female that best suits your needs and status.

Your best option is to become the Wingman for some Stud who you can pick up the Crumbs(block the Nice girl he's not Boning).

Listen to the man Jr. This is wise and sage advice. If the one girl has offered to come pick you up. you're bound to get laid for sure!! :thumb: Just make sure you take some protection with you. If you don't have a rubber, go ask your Dad if you can borrow one. Your Dad's pretty cool. I'm sure he can spare one. :)

Ya think so shit-for-brains?

Has the mandatory lingerie pillow fight been mentioned yet?

ok guys i think im gonna go with the one from Paducah, KY which is only a hour and half from me, and I know my way down there.

woooooooooooooooooohoooo


poke her in the whiskers

*Forget about anyone who lives more than 20 minutes away from you.
*Spend time alone with each.
*Go slowly but with confidence.
*Concentrate on being yourself (as opposed to trying to impress).

Thank you, thank you very much. Just check the board next Saturday night and all of these monkey spankers will be on here looking for someone more pathetic than they are.

This thread is worthless without pics.


PhilFree :arrow:

Forget them if they don't live close to you.

This is great, I just had another girl join the list, now its up to 5.

That's just Iowanian. You should kick him off the list, dude.