Should Gordon get moved back to leadoff?

Swimming mom mugshot released:

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Who's starting the game thread today?

With Perez out it may be a good time to try Moose at clean up and put Cain back into the 5th spot.

Not when I was down there, usually when you can afford $250 seats you aren't as concerned about buying a beer/hot dog.

Too fat.

/Omaha

To have baseball season tickets you would have corporate owned IMO. Hell 10 Chiefs games are a pain the ass, I would hate to have 8 times that in baseball games. Give to clients, give to employees, etc.

Duffy starting tomorrow

I would definitely go for one of smaller options like 21 games or something like that.

Also, you have a waitress during the game. But if she's slow, you can always just go to the bar.

I'm not sure what the "standard" is, but I typically give the waitress $100 tip for 4 seats. You might want to figure that into your costs.

Where did you hear this?

I was wondering the same thing. Nothing on Twitter.

Hope that's true, becuase the Duff-man cometh.

I would advise springing for a parking pass as well. If you sit on the 3rd base side, you can litterally park right outside the LF gate and be back at your car and on the road while most are still filing out of the gates.

Deadspin comments are money, as per usual:

[Reads article]

[Notes picture]

[Notes age]

[Crosses Kansas City off of list of "Potential Locations for Fountain"]

-Juan Ponce de Leon