Strange day. Girl had an extra ticket to the rodeo/concert today so I asked her if she wanted company last night. She agrees to meet me there. SMOKING HOT. Dressed kinda slutty. It was 70 degrees and she was showing skin.

Get to our seats, it's kinda loud during the rodeo. Conversation is difficult. Ask about the hint she dropped last night about going to dinner, i.e. where she wants to go afterwards. She says she decided to meet up with her friends at a bar. Doesn't invite me.

Conversation impossible during concert. In the middle she blows me off to go hang out with her friends at the bar. Told her I would call her.

I found a chick for you GoChiefs.

http://www.tjoob.com/vids/107121/sky...ts-Abused.html

Shes just not that into you dude

I see Clay is still on his journey of getting laid...

Last night I had to make a trip to a store with a female to purchase condoms and lube...I was stared at by an entire checkout line apparently when you have to purchase magnums it happens.

Why should the journey ever end?

Ha I guess it shouldn't, but if you want a tip, just tell chicks you have a big cock if you're just looking to get laid.

It'll work 90% of the time provided you aren't lying...but well yea I don't think I really wanna know about that.

You've got to be shitting me. Most chicks are just going to laugh at someone who says something like that.

By the way I'm well past the stage of just trying to get laid.

Yes, now he's trying to maintain an erection long enough for the female to enjoy it.

LOL, if you really have erection problems at this age I feel really really bad for you, you're going to need medication at 35.

And no I'm not shitting you, talk to a girl for a bit let her get to know you, subtly mention that you are large. She'll be interested to know if you are being honest or not, if you are...well then you're in, just like that.

Now I wouldn't advise that if you want a meaningful relationship or if your cock actually isn't big.

One hint in receiving more of what you want from a woman....

The more she feels you are trying to give her, the more she is (or should be) willing to give in return.

You have actually tried this?

I tend to think it would completely turn her off, especially if it's a first meeting.

I don't even bring up sex. Most girls assume guys are trying to ****. I mean, come on.

Yea another tip, never say you don't eat pussy, and seriously do it, if you don't do it...start.

In case you haven't noticed, women like to **** too.