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Hammock Parties 02-25-2010 09:22 PM
I wonder if part of the reason she didn't go any further was because I waited so long to make a move. We actually laid together on the couch for about 15 minutes watching PREDATOR of all things before I kissed her. I...I wanted to finish the movie....it was the end....I like Predator.....it's a good movie.........

Dave Lane 02-25-2010 09:49 PM
Bad choice of movies for a chick. Something to set a mood is a better choice that is a horrible choice. Something light and funny is much better choice. Remember young one 2 steps forward one step back. Unbutton a shirt button, run a hand in tweak a nipple and then back off let the anticipation work for you.

Hammock Parties 02-25-2010 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 6559538)
Bad choice of movies for a chick. Something to set a mood is a better choice
Yeah maybe she took Arnold literally when he said "YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHA****A!"

By the way, she had no buttons. Stupid halter top.

Delano 02-25-2010 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6559545)
Yeah maybe she took Arnold literally when he said "YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHA****A!"

By the way, she had no buttons. Stupid halter top.
Why were you grabbing for tit if she was dry humping you? Get your fingers wet, boy.
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Hammock Parties 02-25-2010 09:55 PM
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Why were you grabbing for tit if she was dry humping you? Get your fingers wet, boy.
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I tend to go tit before I go twat.

Delano 02-25-2010 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6559556)
I tend to go tit before I go twat.
Tit -> twat -> flaccid

Tit to twat is high school progression, brah.
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Dave Lane 02-25-2010 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by UL Washington (Post 6559468)
Yes, I agree, date rape the shit out of them brother, that's what a real man would do. :banghead:
I've always had a theory that is: if men paid total attention to everytime a woman said no the human race would no longer exist. They have to say no if for no other reason than to "save face" ie not be a total slut.

Hammock Parties 02-25-2010 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 6559567)
Tit -> twat -> flaccid

Tit to twat is high school progression, brah.
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Oh, but high school girls are my favorite!

Mr. Flopnuts 02-25-2010 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 6559577)
I've always had a theory that is: if men paid total attention to everytime a woman said no the human race would no longer exist. They have to say no if for no other reason than to "save face" ie not be a total slut.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Hammock Parties 02-25-2010 10:18 PM
That's probably my biggest problem. I was raised to be such a respectful, nice young man.

Mr. Flopnuts 02-25-2010 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6559618)
That's probably my biggest problem. I was raised to be such a respectful, nice young man.
Like I said earlier, what are your worst case scenarios? Rejection and denial? That's just coming later right? Go get it.

Dave Lane 02-25-2010 11:02 PM
It is an odd circumstance. If you don't do anything and be a "nice" guy you don't stand out and seem weak. You know most girls have plucked, tweased and shaved. They want to get felt up. But they can't say that.

Hammock Parties 02-28-2010 01:41 AM
I spent the evening with a couple of swingers.

LOL

Mind is blown.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ir3vnl.jpg

SPchief 02-28-2010 03:20 AM
congrats on teh ghey seks

Hammock Parties 03-02-2010 07:12 PM
Christ.

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I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. I don't care if you are, but I don't appreciate jokes about it. I get enough of them as it is. And I don't care how much you love the taste of meat.

I think I'd best be described as a minimalist. That means I don't own a lot of things, I try to reuse things as much as possible particularly glass containers, I don't own a television, I don't have internet at my house, I spend a lot of time outside, I try to drive as little as possible, I haven't dyed my hair or worn makeup in years.

Technology=stress=money=more responsibilities. Material possessions=clutter=brain clutter=mess to clean up=psychosis.
I care about all living things that inhabit the planet.


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