ChiefsPlanet - The list of 85 by Roastmaster Saul Good. And hey, it's actually saul good.

Usually I just derive a mild bit of amusement out of busting your balls and you're right, I'm not in your fan club. But stories like the above are exactly how people die and land on Darwin's lists. We're glad you're a seemingly productive member of society and that you aren't a criminal. You're probably pretty good for your local economy as well.

But these stories aren't funny. They're sad. I'm not saying they're sad in order to be a judgmental prick about it. You said something about croaking in a previous post... that's not what I want. I think most of the last 50 posts or so have been out of concern for your well-being than busting your balls or judging you. Just for whatever it's worth. When is the last time you had a thorough physical?

I bet he has some stories where there was a finger up his butt. That kind of counts.

Sully

06-24-2013 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9773307)

Are the roasts still worth doing, or has the concept (or material) gotten stale? I can't even tell anymore.

I would think it'd be easier to do 100 roasts of 1 person, than 1 roast of 100 different people, for this very reason. I also think 100 was far too ambitious (and unless you wrote a list ahead of time, a PITA).
You're doing great, but after a while you'll be dressing up the same joke with a few changed details.

'Hamas' Jenkins

06-24-2013 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9772167)

It's not like I never broke or ****ed stuff up when drunk - I caused my share of damage back in the day. The worst thing I ever did was crawl over the top of my best friend's dad's restored '55 Chevy - leaving scratches from my class ring, watch and belt buckle from the hood to the trunk (and I still hear about it, too, over 30 years later). I've fallen and knocked shit over, puked in bad places, set a couple of things on fire with wayward cigarettes, but never deliberately.

All the drunken escapades I've been through from high school to the Navy and beyond, I've never seen anybody intentionally destroy something like that. I guess I just got wasted with a better class of people.

I once decided to throw a keg shell through drywall at our party house. Several times.

I also have a video of a dude who passed out drunk in our front yard. Some guys pissed on him, and another guy threw a folded up metal chair on his near corpse over and over again.

:facepalm:

Saul Good

06-24-2013 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9772167)

In fairness, the car wasn't really a classic 30+ years ago. It was just an old car.

Pasta Little Brioni

06-24-2013 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9773307)

Are the roasts still worth doing, or has the concept (or material) gotten stale? I can't even tell anymore.

They are still funny. You are doing a pretty good job at righting the ship for 10K.

stevieray

06-24-2013 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9773307)

Are the roasts still worth doing, or has the concept (or material) gotten stale? I can't even tell anymore.

you could try razor sharp one liners per poster...

DeezNutz

06-24-2013 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9773370)

In fairness, the car wasn't really a classic 30+ years ago. It was just an old car.

And it wouldn't have been scratched had he weighed less.

I keed.

Frazod

06-24-2013 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9773370)

In fairness, the car wasn't really a classic 30+ years ago. It was just an old car.

Yeah, it was nasty. White with blue trim, straight line 6 cylinder engine and 3 on the tree shifter. There was never a time it would have been cool.

It's vile, hulking remains are still parked in a field near my buddy's house. The scratches I put on all those years ago are now rusty gouges. :D