If you can't find anyone, I'll call you every few hours to tell you to take your meds for $14/hour.

I'll do it for $13 an hour and we split your painkillers.

If I lived closer, I’d come over and do it for free.

You guys just want my drugs. I've got the really good stuff

I believe the hospital gave me 6 micro grams of fentinal Saturday morning.
I'm still in a daze from that shit. It like I'm drunk 24 hours a day.
Yuk

I have to wear fentanyl patch 24 hours a day and then a dose of morphine, then some hydro pills 3 times and a bunch of other pills.

I'll trade you places :doh!:

Plus I have to sleep in a ****ing diaper.
All this shit is cutting into my "Gay Day" time.

Oh yeah, my memory is ****ing shit and getting worse

Yeah for cancer....it's like that fat chic you banged and now she won't go away.

I need some ideas for something odd to impress people :thumb:

I talk like I’m drunk 24 hours a day and haven’t been drunk in over 2 years. Slurring and slobbering all over the place. Afraid to talk on the phone, and when I’m out in public cops give me the stink eye.
**** em
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It's impressive that you can type this well on all that shit.

I'm thinking a wholesome picture of watching a Chiefs game from bed, in a bunny suit, with the leg lamp in view.... family also watching, just a completely normal Sunday afternoon pic.

Have a super secret trick.

It takes about 15 minutes to actually type something :shake:
If I post something stupid we'll blame all the drugs

Maybe that will be a gayday.

Hey look everyone, HayWire is laying in best. Could be a classic

Good to hear from you, Haywire. You seem more lucid today. Hope that means you're at least feeling a little more like yourself.

Take it easy, he's not going to have sex with you

How do you know? I think HayWire is perfectly capable of making his own sexy time choices.

Glad OP is hanging on and still with us.