Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9786205)

JFC. How many times has Hootie been banned? Several. How many times have I been banned in the 13 years this board has been in operation? NOT ONCE. With all of these "changing rules" and "bi-polar mods with inferiority complexes" and I have never been banned. Infact, there is a whole lot of members that have never been banned. Which in no way jives with your perception.

Simple fact: people who are repeatedly banned on this board are treated with such actions because of THEMSELVES, not anyone else.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9786188)

68. Hootie.

Hootie fancies himself the greatest thing to evar happen to Chiefs Planet. I suppose if you consider getting an eternal STD that can never be treated or cured "great", then yes; he's the greatest. Hootie constantly regales this board with stories of drunken, fratty douchiness that lead me to believe there will be two possible outcomes in his immediate future:
1) Going to prison for rape and/or ending up a homeless alchoholic. Or,

2) Actually growing up, admitting he has a problem, and attending some 12 step meetings in an effort to salvage what is left of his miserable, roofie-dispensing life.

As a result of their mutual distaste for yours truly, Hootie has fallen in to the good graces of his new buddy Dane "Douche of the Year" McCloud. So Hootie has, in a very warped way, increased his social standing and buddy list on CP. Perhaps Dane and Hootie can meet together in Hollywood someday, where Dane can show Hootie around the "biz"(in Dane's case; how to properly fetch coffee for some Hollywood big-wig), and Hootie can teach Dane the fine art of narcotics administration to underage girls.
Dane might however want to equip the guest house with cheap, plastic lawn furniture for this epic, "two turds in a puchbowl" get-together.

Cons: Has sex with women/girls, and there's a good chance a bastard offspring might result, thereby dumbing down an already precarious social-balance in this Nation.

Pro's: Is constantly banned for his dumbassery, thereby giving CP a much-needed vacation from all things Hootie.

Outlook: will probably continue to be a raging CP-parasite until the local authorities catch on to his clubbing antics, and shove a few well-placed nightsticks up his ass.

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9786205)

JFC. How many times has Hootie been banned? Several. How many times have I been banned in the 13 years this board has been in operation? NOT ONCE. With all of these "changing rules" and "bi-polar mods with inferiority complexes" and I have never been banned. Infact, there is a whole lot of members that have never been banned. Which in no way jives with your perception.

Simple fact: people who are repeatedly banned on this board are treated with such actions because of THEMSELVES, not anyone else.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9786225)

Terrible.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9786230)

I know...We already have a 68!!!! He's 66.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9786229)

You tell me, then. What did Hootie do to get banned this time?

The fact that you haven't been banned has nothing to do with the accuracy of my perception. I'm not even sure why you thought that was a good point.

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9786240)

Pat, in our society, if you murder, rob, cheat, etc., you may go to jail. If you get out, and you do a crime as petty as shoplifting a snickers bar, you may go back to jail. Why? Because you are a repeat offender. Hootie was banned several times, returned, and pushed the mods buttons over and over. I don't see why you can't comprehend this. He was told he was on a short leash, and he spends half his posts banging on mods.

If I was told to behave, the LAST thing I'd do is go about pissing off the mods. That isn't how life works, so why should it work here?

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9786225)

Terrible.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9786229)

You tell me, then. What did Hootie do to get banned this time?

The fact that you haven't been banned has nothing to do with the accuracy of my perception. I'm not even sure why you thought that was a good point.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 9786253)

Everyone's a critic. Feel free to step up. If writing a terrible roast gets us to the Know Mo trail and out of this turd-fiesta; so be it.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9786247)

So what did he do since this thread was started that justified a ban, even if you accept the dubious proposition that he should be subjected to special short leash rules?

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9786275)

Looked like he wanted this to happen TBH

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9786254)

Beats me, wasn't around when it happened. I asked last night and no one has so much as pointed me in the direction of the related thread.

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9786254)

What I do know is that it isn't the first time. There is a pattern there. And when compared to myself, or any of the numerous other members who have not been banned, that pattern tells you it is that specific poster and not the moderators.

My point was not only relevant but, dead on. I don't get banned because I stay with in the rules of the community. Hootie is repeatefly banned. I'm going to go out on a limb and say for taking the exact opposite approach.

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9786266)

First off, he even admitted that he was given a short leash upon his return, and that he agreed to it. In this post, he's spend the last several days of his existence here banging on a mod. You can hate your boss, teacher, cops, judges, etc., but when you are given a second (or 3rd at least), chance by said mod, you don't go running your mouth off to him. Plain and simple.