want some advice? wear those rad prada sunglasses you have, talk about girl robots, and lick her face several times. chicks really dig that

LMAO

LMAO

ya

heh... you da MAN, chachi!!!

lol, what can I say?

FOLLOW UP

We text messaged a few times after he left town, emailed once, and talked on IM once briefly. No communcation for two weeks.

I've emailed a few guys back a forth off of match, but nothing has come from them. If I'm destined to be single, you'd think I'd end up in a city outside the friggin' bible belt where it's more socially common. Not complaining at all, just stating facts. Pretty content with life right now (knock on wood).

My recent girlfriend of 3 weeks just disclosed that she has a raging case of genital warts...... it's like a mushroom farm.....


I ****ing hate dating.....

Disclosed? So you're telling us you didn't notice the mushroom farm in her "neither regions"?

Hadn't exactly taken the relationship that far south...... luckily....

...and now I think I know why... :hmmm:

So you're dropping her like a bad habit, right?

Interesting timing on reviving this thread. I've got my first official date (drinks & taking girls back to my place to mug doesn't count) since the g/f and I broke up.

She's pretty much the gold standard in what I'm looking for. Tall (5'9"), thin (I'd be shocked if she's anything other than a 4), smart (graduated college at 20), sarcastic, plays golf and loves to drink, and, as a bonus, her parents are well off (have a vacation house on St. Simons Island).

Afraid so.... too bad though, as she had many really good qualities otherwise... but that's a tough one to get over...

"Maybe you could both come to NZoners and we could have Phil construct a wonderboard booth with a gloryhole, and we all turn around while one of you gets in it. Then we try to guess who's inside by our "feelings"."



HOLY SHIT ROFLCOPTER

Oh man. I got a little harsh there. Sorry. I was chillin' with Lindsey Lohan and the coke and booze got the best of me. (speaking of internet sideshow)