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In fact, this other stupid **** that has been playing games with me for a week did this EXACT THING the other night. I had my IM off and didn't realize it for several hours. About 2 AM she texted me, asking where I was. Of course, after I got online, she acted like I didn't exist after about 5 minutes of chatting. Stupid ****ing ****whoreslutasaurus. |
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It's simple - we all want what we can't have. It's like that episode on King of Queens where Doug is obsessed with getting this bouncy ball from the drugstore, and Carrie kept telling him no. He gets it at the end, bounces it a few times, and walks off completely disinterested.
This session of Life Lessons With the Heffernins is now over. |
Aha! The game's afoot.
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"I didn't feel like getting out of bed. I think my sinuses are acting up, and I need to run to Walmart. Sorry about breakfast." Anyway, that sounds like an excuse. |
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SHE'S APOLOGIZING PROFUSELY BECAUSE SHE WANTS DICK. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO RUIN HER CHANCE AT THE MONSTER IN MY PANTS. |
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WHAT THE **** IS THIS MOTHER****ING BULLSHIT?
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Making yourself available to her later in the day after she chose sleeping above your meeting was a death blow for any future amorous activity. Posted via Mobile Device |
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