But whose, yours or his?

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Would you like to know what men are thinking? Really? You say you suck at this stuff but don't know why. If you want to know what men are thinking I will tell you because we are all pretty much the same. Let me know.....I will tell you.

Good question.

I'm thinking I'd rather not know. I'm also thinking that I'm just tired. I think too much when I'm tired. I just need to go to bed, get up tomorrow, do my laundry, clean up some, get stuff done at work, and then maybe enjoy a beer.

I think she left. Anyway, Dave Barry once said the first thing that goes thru a man's mind when he meets a woman is whether or not he thinks he can score with said woman. I have no idea where he got that idea from.

Check your PM. LMAO

That's cool kid. Get some rest, you need it. If you are on tomorrow night we can chat then. G'night!

Oh, and may Liverpool die in a burning fireball of ignited dung.

Hope your team wins.

Thanks bro! :)

A quick Scouser (Liverpool) joke.

There was an upstanding Manchester man driving a delivery van full of bowling balls on the highway. He saw a couple of apparently stranded motorists with a motorcycle. Being the fine man he is, he stopped on the shoulder and asked them if they needed help. They said their motorcycle was broken and needed a lift. Being the upstanding man he is, the Manchester man told them that if they got in the back and loaded their motorcycle he would help them. Just after loading, the police showed up. The policeman asked the Manchester driver what he was doing on the shoulder. He told the the policeman that he was helping a couple of stranded motorcycle riders with a broken bike. The policeman didn't believe him and opened the back doors. The policeman saw the Scousers on top of the bowling balls with the motorbike and radioed the police station. "I need backup! I've got a van load of Scouser eggs, 2 have hatched and they have already stolen a motorbike!" LMAO

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FYP

Heres a post about Martyball

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...artyChokes.jpg

It was either that or "bump". At least I'm creative.

Man. You are the first person who has made fun of Marty on here. Especially since he isn't our coach anymore.