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Hog's Gone Fishin 01-19-2010 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6459139)
I'm still tired of you thinking you're hot shit and have women figured out.

If she's going to be jealous, why the **** would she take you to a strip club?




Because she wants him to get horny and **** her. There's no other reason ! DUUH!

Hog's Gone Fishin 01-19-2010 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by billay (Post 6459150)
Luv when do we get to go on a date?


You'll regret it ! Big Time !

luv 01-19-2010 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 6459218)
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Because she wants him to get horny and **** her. There's no other reason ! DUUH!
So she'd need help?

BryanBusby 01-19-2010 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6459093)
No, I want to go to a strip club.

I'm sure it will just make her jealous, anyway.
You're reading too much into it mang. There are plenty of women that like going to a titty bar, too.

Dave Lane 01-19-2010 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6459179)
Depends on what he's looking for. Sex? Yes. A date? Maybe a little over the top. I'm more subtle in my flirting though (which is how you can tell I'm not serious when I do it on here, as I'd never be that outgoing IRL).
Your no fun :evil:

Well if you were asking a guy to go to a strip club on the first date you think thats not a fair response??? Please...

Hammock Parties 01-19-2010 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 6459227)
Your no fun :evil:

Well if you were asking a guy to go to a strip club on the first date you think thats not a fair response??? Please...
We're not really dating. I'm going out of town for three weeks next month and I ran into her online a few weeks ago and was like "hey, I'm visiting for three weeks in February," and she was like "sweet, let's hang out."

DaKCMan AP 01-19-2010 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6459269)
I ran into her online a few weeks ago
:spock:

Hammock Parties 02-03-2010 04:48 PM
Time for another date. This one wanted to meet close to where I live. :hump:

MOhillbilly 02-03-2010 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6502783)
Time for another date. This one wanted to meet close to where I live. :hump:
so it can case your house and kill your bitch ass.


fingers crossed.

Hammock Parties 02-03-2010 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 6502794)
so it can case your house and kill your bitch ass.


fingers crossed.
If a 5-foot, 21-year old girl murders me I didn't deserve to live.

JOhn 02-03-2010 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6502815)
If a 5-foot, 21-year old girl murders me I didn't deserve to live.
OK

Donger 02-03-2010 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6502815)
If a 5-foot, 21-year old girl murders me I didn't deserve to live.
What if she's 400 lbs?

Hammock Parties 02-03-2010 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6502841)
What if she's 400 lbs?
She's thin. I suppose she could have lied. In that case, my life could be in grave danger.

Donger 02-03-2010 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6502851)
She's thin.
Good, you'll have a fighting chance then.

May your erection be strong like steel and go where no man (crossing fingers) has gone before.

Hammock Parties 02-03-2010 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6502856)
Good, you'll have a fighting chance then.

May your erection be strong like steel and go where no man (crossing fingers) has gone before.
Apparently she's very aggressive.

I just turned on the hot tub.


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