It's super irritating.

I thought monocles were a German thing.

Too much Hogan's Heroes, I guess. :shrug:

1.) We know we can't get a rise out of you because you are British and we all know that British folk don't "rise."

2.) You said "chaps." That's British.

Okay.

fyp

Guess you had to be there.

Do you fully comprehend the midwest English dialect?

I don't know man....

I guess you'd have to have been there...it pretty much summed up my relationship with the "stop" girl.

I'm sorry my video was unimpressive. I thought it might have gotten a few laughs. I was wrong. Oh well.

I think what tooge is saying is that EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO WERE THERE WERE UNIMPRESSED. First you have girlfriend who is attempting to physically restrain you from being a db (how did that relationship not work out?). Then the other bystanders are like, "OMG, it's time to go!" From the video, it appears as though those people were actually there but maybe there was some trick photography in play.

If you had accidentally tripped and broken the table and/or if you would have been injured while breaking it, I think that would have probably been funny. Doing it on purpose just seems stupidly obnoxious.

After the second barefooted kick, I was cheering for giant shards of wood to embed themselves deeply in his foot.

Why do people care so much about hootie? It's like grown men are going about their lives pissed off that hootie (a guy they will never meet) exists.

He's got an inflated opinion of himself, and doesn't really have to answer to anyone. I'm pretty sure there's nothing that a guy on a message board can say to change either of those things.

It's time to let it go...at the very least, move ahead to the next stage of the Kubler-Ross model. Denial hasn't worked. Anger is only making it worse. Have you considered bargaining? It won't work either, but it will bring you a step closer to acceptance.

that was a wal-mart table

if you think it was wood, you're nuts

it was cardboard

I guess you missed the line where someone said "he's so funny Megan"

which is fine

I agree the context of the video, if you weren't there, probably wasn't that funny

I watch it and laugh...because I was there. The table incident probably wasn't funny...whatever. I was the house comedian. I can't help it. People appreciate me. Younger people.

I apologize in advance for being hilarious.

hootie's lamenting the fact that he flamed out on the list and so he's trying to get back to the center of attention another way.