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lemon meringue pie is delicious!

Or as Donger the Brit would say, "Scrumptious!"

It goes good with tea and cucumber sandwiches.

I didn't know that. This is actually the first time I've ever heard the actual story. I guess I just assumed it was a "hold my beer" type moment from the way I've seen it referenced.

And figgy pudding?

I had to look that one up.

People really seem to wish it was, but alas, it wasn't. I was decocking the revolver after realizing it was a false alarm and my thumb slipped off the hammer. That's it. A mistake born of adrenaline and sleep deprivation, not a HEY Y'ALL WATCH THIS anger and booze thing. A little spackle, a little bondo, some paint and a new pantry door and you'd never know it happened at all.

Had I not foolishly posted about it immediately thereafter.

Pointless.

In my extensive time getting drunk around white people, I'd say the only thing missing here was someone- ANYONE- wanting to wrestle.

White people love to wrestle when they're drunk.

That's how they get ThaAidsVirus :evil:

Born there, lived there several years, and you wear a monocle = BRITISH

He's so British that he needs to wear glasses but opts to wear two monocles instead.

Are you chaps trying to get a rise out of me? If so, it won't work. But, I'll present this:

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His BFF, Clay thinks he is hysterical. Clay would have taken turns superplexing the table with Rick had he been in attendance.