Haha, considering my universally perceived failure on my first attempt...well, it's tough for me to do, evidently. :) Can't wait to see a roast, Flopnuts style.

Yeah...honestly, I think there has been some butt-hurt to a certain extent. I don't know anything about the rep situation, but it didn't appear as if KC Tattoo, Cephalic Trauma, BossChief, stevieray (maybe more) were too fond of their roasts. I don't think it ruined their days or anything, but I don't think they liked them necessarily.

Haha, nice.

Oh boy. The butthurt will flow on that one. Burst potential:high.

De berg and pete should be coming up shortly.

That should be interesting...looking forward to it.

A Springfield get together???? Cool!!!

Here's a picture of my ass.

I've always suspected that you couldn't tell the difference...

No, because you appear to be a complete douchenozzle dumbass in that video. All your buddies are sitting around like "what a ****in nob". My pals and I did that sort of shit when we were 19 in college and got our first place together. All I can say is, if you are under 22 yo, then have fun. If you are over 26, then grow up ffs.

no chuckle. All I thought was "whos the dumbass drunk beating the shit out of a table" then read a few more posts and realized it was Hootie. If some nob did that shit back in our day, we'd have thrown his ass outside and locked the door. Then laughed our asses off.

After watching that video, I certainly understand why he doesn't want to fight anybody.

yeah, no shit. Wanna hear a funny college story Hootie? When I was in college and any of us saw some dipshit that acted like that, one of us generally knocked his ass out and drew dick and balls all over his face with a permanent marker.

LMAO

It's not like I never broke or ****ed stuff up when drunk - I caused my share of damage back in the day. The worst thing I ever did was crawl over the top of my best friend's dad's restored '55 Chevy - leaving scratches from my class ring, watch and belt buckle from the hood to the trunk (and I still hear about it, too, over 30 years later). I've fallen and knocked shit over, puked in bad places, set a couple of things on fire with wayward cigarettes, but never deliberately.

All the drunken escapades I've been through from high school to the Navy and beyond, I've never seen anybody intentionally destroy something like that. I guess I just got wasted with a better class of people.

I don't believe that. Surely you laughed at least once. Hootie is hilarious everywhere. Don't you know anything?