LMAO

I want one of those grass walkers.

Is the Frodo Baggins costume included?

Yeah that really pissed me off too. Singing the national anthem in non-English languages? Bullhockey!

Looks like the tool TA in my history class.

Perfectly normal

These girlscouts know where to setup their stand
http://i.imgur.com/AvlfgZe.jpg

BEHIND YOU BABY!!

http://i.imgur.com/26bl71r.gif

That's awesome.

Anyone know what type of dogs those are?

Edit: Found it. Alaskan Malamutes with some really dark markings.

Look like Siberian Huskies

does any body else wanna put a good sized rock in front of that,
just to see how he handles obstacles?

Poor dog, it happened aQain.

How does one see where one is going?

http://www.leafly.com/hybrid/girl-scout-cookie

One of Kevin Smith's favorites.

http://i.imgur.com/wjMfggG.gif

Probably Japanese or something

Why is Keith Richards attempting to talk on an upside down tricorder?

Why are Gene Simmons and Ace Frehley chasing that baby down a hallway?

If you're using one of these, you know that life is not about the destination, but rather about the journey.

Satanic sacrifice, of course.

LMAO

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...3JFKdRNMvnhIND

If it was real that would be awesome..

If the dialing screen was not up, I would say he is listening to something. I mean I guess he still could be.

I do this when it's noisy.

The speaker is on the back of the phone.

If that's a a "he" it's Rod Stewart.

I'm pretty sure that's a post menopausal broad.

Apparently a suicide bomber set off a car bomb killing 22 of his suicide friends..

http://i.lvme.me/am0pta9.jpg

This actually happened to some guy in Alabama the other day, what luck -

http://i.imgur.com/6GEm1Ve.png

Cat has gotten more than a few slaps to the mouth because of this.

Epic fail indeed. NSFW!


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I am so sorry.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/was-a-loc...missing-woman/

:LOL: Right back at'cha, bitch.

LMAO

So if the barber thought the dude was greasing his flagpole, why did he take the cape off in a "Gotcha!" fashion?

Every verbal fight on CP...

http://i.imgur.com/rvek4Tm.gif

The real question is, which bear are you?

One of those pre-made sandwiches you can buy in Japan

http://i.imgur.com/xVfeIOU.jpg

Think about this guy's girlfriend here

http://i.imgur.com/v9mxiHn.gif

I saw that today on reddit with the title "Warming up for Valentine's Day" LMAO

The caption was "Valentine's Day simulator..." -

http://i.imgur.com/VNZZx9L.jpg

Hardest I've ever laughed at Robin Williams

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=JdVDkvyZ5o8

I'm a walmartian

Represent.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.n...43050963_n.jpg

Can't stop staring at her horse teeth long enough to see anything else.

LMAO

Had to look this up...

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It's like he wasn't really even trying. He was just out there keeping pace with everyone.

And USA got Silver by diving across the line.

See above:

Bradbury's strategy from the semifinal onwards was to cruise behind his opponents and hope that they crashed, as he realized that he could not match their raw pace. His reasoning was that risk-taking by the favorites could cause a racing incident, and if two (or more) riders collided and fell, the remaining three would all receive medals, and that as he was slower than his opponents, trying to challenge them directly would only increase his chance of being caught in a collision and falling.

LMAO

Not sure how I missed that one.

I'm so glad I posted it for you... :sulk:

LMAO

"Don't care, won gold"

Haha, no doubt. And he earned it because qualifying for the finals is not easy and he had a smart strategy in the finals.

sweet jesus...

I thought it was awesome, up until he got poked right in the taint.

I love how he grabs said taint whilst still up in the air right at the pole impact lol

That taint funny at all.....

don't be such a stick in the mud

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That second one is a classic.

Brain Candy still tops my list of comedies.

I used the "....slipped my mind" line every time my wife asks if I did a chore that I forgot to do. She has no idea where it's from, and just chalks it up to me being weird.

From now on, that makes two of us.

I try to do the same, or similar face, and use the same tone.

It makes me feel better inside.