I once saw a guy who was colored from toes to nuts to head in black Marks-A-Lot after he passed out naked. But that was a frat party.

http://sidesplitters.catastrophe.net...day_after3.jpg

this is a good one too

:ZZZ:

wazzup

I think you spelled it right, warsteiner is germany's natural light. blahhhh

Hey! The entertainment just arrived!

Where you been all my life?

suddenly and without warning i feel like a male stripper

Fine by me!

One of my friends and I once drank a 5 liter mini-keg of that shit. I felt like death afterwards.

dude warsteiner is the frigging bomb

you bring the ones, i'll bring the shake


cause i love ya, you can have a free lap dance

http://www.funkyafro.com/junk/2005-0...010-audrey.jpg


smack!!!

guess I know when I've worn out my welcome

I've got two ones. Can you break a twenty?

Don't feel bad. J Diddy is the love of my life.

if you knew how good beer can taste you wouldn't say that.

unless you meant it bombs in a bad way, I'm getting too old for this crap.

that's not what you told me before he showed up,


dammit carl

yep, part of my stripper outfit is one of those change gizmos the carhops at sonic wear

Its sexy, i put stickers on it

ROFL

That works. I've got tons of loose change I need to get rid of.

dude i can personally guarantee I've had at least 50 different kinds of beer this week

My goal is to try them all

I like warsteiner, now if there is a beer out there that you should be bitching about it's that steel reserve shit

lord

:Lin:

just as long as you're not trying to deposit quarters

can't say I've heard of that

Baby, I lied.

yep feel the same way about you bro

I WAS drinking Bass Pale Ale, it's good, rolling rock is a good cheap beer, and Newcastle is one of my favorites.

Okay, I've still got a ton of pennies and nickels.

I'm not a male stripper..I am an anti bowel movement medicine

Blue Moon

Vista is the new M.E.

If you see it, run like hell

Gas stations here started carrying it, pimping it out like it was good stuff with a hell of a discount


I bought a 12 pack couldn't finish a beer---tasted like natty light with sugar in it

(62.92 posts per day)

I think I needed 150 today to get this average, still a big post slut....


I need to go to sleep, J Diddy, have fun falling in Luv.

:0)

JK

Good night Planet!!

God, I've had so many shitty beers...one of my friends has a shitty beer party every year where every guest must bring at least a 6-er of some shitty beer. It's dumped in one of two ice water filled trash cans and covered on the top with a garbage bag. You have to reach in and pick it out blind...and you can't put it back...good times.

Some of the beer from that party

Tejas
King Cobra
Schlitz
Schlitz Malt
Hamms
Old Style
Falstaff
PBR and PBR Light
Camo
Stag
High Life

Just a litany of horrible, horrible beer..

You hold the shit in.

DO NOT FRUIT THE BEER!

(Bob Dole doesn't give a shit what the label says...)

:thumb: ROFL

'Nite.

I'm inclined to agree.

I never have. I've heard to have orange slices with it, but, to me, it doesn't need them.

I was drinking the shit out of bass last night, some guinness, and a good sam adams

all and all

I got shit faced, tried to play shuffleboard and wound up injuring a young lady in the bar

but don't feel bad for her---she was asking for it

I already said bye, but I had to....


figures, you know how to tell a woman is lieing????

her mouth is moving

agreed, (who can disagree with the man law committee)

Why do men prefer blondes?

















For intellectual conversation.

that's not really why i prefer them
it's deeper than that
both my exwives were brunnettes, which as it turns out is the mark of the beast

nope seems to be spouting it rather freely

just got home, anything big happen?

So now I'm a beast?

There you are! Been wondering about you.

well no, but honey we got to talk about hair dye

No way am I going blonde. Would you settle for Auburn?

I here you know everything about n00bs (sp?)??is this true?

deal

you had me at hello

I stepped on a plug today and bruised the bottom of my foot.

Where did you hear that?

wha..........?

it's on the restroom wall

From some guy named FAX :shrug:

Had to work. Left about 1 am then went to the bar for a few beers. Crazy shit happpened tonight. Transformer blew about 20 minutes to close so the resteraunt didn't have any power. Trying to close with only flood lights sucks.

Fax and I don't know everything about n00bs. But we did lead the historical n00b revolution.

I know what the no power thing feels like. It's the whole reason I'm having to work on a Saturday night! :cuss:

Goebel's was worse than any of those. (Don't know if they still make it or not.)

True story:

Back around 1984 or so, Bob Dole and a buddy were hanging at the local watering hole and miraculously managed to chat up a couple of ladies. They actually got in the car with us voluntarily and we raced to the closest c-store trying to get in before the 1:30 cut-off. We were flat out broke, but managed to scrounge around and scrape together $1.52, which was enough to purchase a six-pack of canned Goebel's. (In retrospect, Bob Dole is confident that the ladies were really impressed.)

So we head north thinking that we'd hit the old 71-highway bridge (where a lot of us used to congregate before some dipshit jumped off the damned thing and broke his back and the highway department decided to hack down all the trees so the Po-Po could see us) and Bob Dole shouts DRIVER'S PRIVILEGE (which for those too young to remember when "open container" wasn't a ticket, meant that the wingman needed to open a damned beer and hand it over).

Bob Dole took a big drink and it was the most horrid tasting crap that Bob Dole had ever tasted. And that's saying a lot, since Bob Dole had already been drinking for 5 hours or so. Bob Dole heaved the can out the window, then grabbed the remaining 5 and tossed them out too.

You know it's pretty damned bad when you're trying to close the deal on a couple of ladies, you just spent your last $1.52 on a six pack, and the shit STILL ain't worth drinking.

I thought that was my phone number?

AAAHHH..Indeed..thanks for the enlightenment :)

Bob Dole is going to guess that he doesn't care, as long as the carpet matches the drapes.

it's right above that

This story is pointless unless you scored.

Damn. No carpet.

Perhaps you failed to notice to whom you were replying.

ROFL

Great story with a solid moral at the end.

not really required

I know. But it was crazy, we have a backup generator and it blew as well. Its one thing to see houses lose power, but to watch a whole block of only commercial businesses lose power gave me a strange feeling.

Oh yeah. Sorry to here it was all in vain.

wow, just wow

even better

Yeah. That was probably tmi.

That makes it pretty simple.

bullshit

Yeah. It was weird to drive down Campbell at night and not be able to see shit for a few blocks.