Or......He's just one creepy ****er.




Or is that jerker?

Actually, I'm one pretty swell dude.


But my hands really smell bad.

I have no doubt you are swell!

What a boring day, I feel like dog pooh, and didn't want to deal with the heat.

I forgot yesterday and today was pick up day for football uniforms...Opps. My son starts football practice tomorrow!!

I'm going to be in KC August 7th for a wedding. I may come in on the 6th if there is anything fun going on, let me know!!

I will be in KC on the 12th also, for my baby girls doctor's appointment, but I will be bringing a babysitter, let me know if anything is going on then too.

You'll grace us with your presence on the 6th because you're looking to get laid?... or free food/drinks? :rolleyes:

Um, no, I was thinking of making it a weekend trip, if I could find fun things to occupy my time. I can get laid here without spending time driving or the money for a hotel. Geesh

Ah, OK. I thought posting pics of your tits was the means to an end.

Are you trying to give me shit??

Hellz yeah! Put up your dukes!

Alright Punk, give it your best shot!!

Look at me! I show my tits! Look! Look! Look! Aren't they fabulous? I'm coming to KC... want to see and touch them?

That's right, 5 bucks per feel!!!

I don't want to feel, I want to lick! How much is that?!

That would cost you $20 per lick!