It's a good one. I'd never wear a sweater vest with my bow tie though. :p

Ex-kee-uusess, Ex-kee-uusess.

Did I fail to mention the binge drinking and pounding sessions too?

No, but that justifies it completely.

I think I may dust off the old roasting shoes and get a roast in today.

Don't think anyone really cares about yours anymore.

But just in case let me start the template for you:

"____ is a bundle of sticks. I know because he's gay. And fraz is fat and ___ and fraz are probably at a buffet right now eating wings and blowing dudes."

Just sort of add some stuff in between and we'll have one of your, "roasts."

Do riiiiiiiiiiiiiiico!!!!

blaise if I knew anything about you whatsoever I'd roast you right now

but you've been here for 6 years and have left no impression on me at all

that's not good, that's not bad

just no material for irrelevancy

Sorry, dude. This turned into a man's game after you petered out.

You don't need material. Just paraphrase your other roasts and say I'm gay and fat or fat and gay, or gay and almost as fat as fraz, or twice as fat as fraz but only half as gay.

I mean, that's it, right? That's what your roast is going to be isn't it?

why don't you do one?

not creative enough?

now HERE is a guy I think I can roast

close

Honestly, don't waste your time. I'll wait my turn with the first string.

I don't think he's doing them anymore.

So I guess you're stuck with me.

Better than Rico, I suppose.