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rockymtnchief 12-02-2009 05:45 PM
Popscicles sticks and duct tape. Make a splint.

BigMeatballDave 12-02-2009 05:46 PM
I dated a woman briefly back in July. We had sex once. I went down on her. She never touched my shit once. I don't like that.

Hammock Parties 12-02-2009 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6311869)
LMAO

But seriously, that tells you that it's psychological.
Well, good.

Considering we had to watch porn to get it up maybe she just wasn't that hot. Time to raise my standards.

rockymtnchief 12-02-2009 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6311894)
Well, good.

Considering we had to watch porn to get it up maybe she just wasn't that hot. Time to raise my standards.
Maybe it's time you DATE someone so you get comfortable enough around them. Lay off the interweb tramps.

BigMeatballDave 12-02-2009 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 6311906)
Maybe it's time you DATE someone so you get comfortable enough around them. Lay off the interweb tramps.
This x1000.

KCUnited 12-02-2009 06:00 PM
Yea thats the problem, your standards are too low.

Fire Me Boy! 12-02-2009 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 6311906)
Maybe it's time you DATE someone so you get comfortable enough around them. Lay off the interweb tramps.
That.

Delano 12-02-2009 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 6311906)
Maybe it's time you DATE someone so you get comfortable enough around them. Lay off the interweb tramps.
That is what I'm thinking. Get comfortable or get a good buzz.
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Hammock Parties 12-02-2009 07:01 PM
I wasn't that nervous. We met and talked for an hour beforehand in public. A buzz would have been counterproductive.

Fire Me Boy! 12-02-2009 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 6312052)
That is what I'm thinking. Get comfortable or get a good buzz.
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He just needs to stop trying to tap strange all the time, get comfortable with a good woman and get in a relationship. He's getting limp dick because he has no relationship with these women whatsoever.

Delano 12-02-2009 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6312067)
I wasn't that nervous. We met and talked for an hour beforehand in public. A buzz would have been counterproductive.
Well, ease into the homosexual thing. Maybe try a trap first.
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Fire Me Boy! 12-02-2009 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6312067)
I wasn't that nervous. We met and talked for an hour beforehand in public. A buzz would have been counterproductive.
Send a pic of this chick...

Fire Me Boy! 12-02-2009 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 6312076)
Well, ease into the homosexual thing. Maybe try a tranny first.
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FYP

Hammock Parties 12-02-2009 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 6312074)
He just needs to stop trying to tap strange all the time, get comfortable with a good woman and get in a relationship. He's getting limp dick because he has no relationship with these women whatsoever.
Dude, THOUSANDS of people across America tap strange ass every night and don't have issues. Why not me? There's something SERIOUSLY ****ed up in my head.

Delano 12-02-2009 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 6312083)
FYP
Trap is internet speak for transexual. Lulz
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