I had a buddy who carried a whole box of that swill to a party. The party was a "black-out" party, so everyone blacked themselves out. Well he used a black fabric paint that wouldn't come off easily. He ended up having to shave both of his eyebrows in order to show up at work.

2 40's? Like 40 oz bottles? If that's it, there isn't a person on this board that could beat me at that game. When I was younger, a buddy of mine and I frequented a bar that served Mondo's of beer. It was a 36oz mug. We had contests of who could down it the fastest. My buddy had the record at 7.3 seconds. My best was 7.5 seconds. I could do a 2nd one within 5 minutes at almost equal speed. Well, relatively. It was about 8 seconds on the 2nd one. I could literally finish that game inside of 5-7 minutes.

I think we each had our own one...plus a shared one...we were taped together

we got destroyed

I kept yelling at her.

She got angry.

Oh, 2 person game. A good partner is the key. Listen, you did the right thing. If she can't hang, get the **** rid of her.

Something you all should not chug:

Boysenberry Syrup.

I made $7 off of it. Paid for my meal. By the time I got home I was convulsing in the front yard from sugar shock.

they had a party house

all girls

it was a keg every day

I literally lived like I was 20 all over again for 3 months when I moved back to Champaign from Dallas

I miss it...there is a funny youtube video of me eviscerating a table in their living room, and then using the leg of the table like a big black penis, and her like grabbing my arm to try and calm me down while everyone was laughing, and me like swatting her away

maybe I can find it

Lmao

ROFL ****ing find it!

I sent a facebook message to the kid who filmed it.

Are you still this douchey?

Were you known as "Wal-Mart"?

I'm damn glad no one could afford video cameras when I was in my 20's.

haha

that was the roommate chanting that I had to buy them a new table, as promised, at wal-mart

That is extremely impressive. I'm not going to be ignorant and claim I can beat that, but I would at least give it a go.

My main concern would be spilling the shit all over myself and being DQ'd. I know I can down 36 oz fairly quickly...I used to hammer 3 beers in beer bongs in college all the time (well, whenever a beer bong was floating around anyways). Not sure how quick they would go down...basically normal beer bong pace. I think the most I did was 5 at once. Keystone Light. It didn't even really make me that drunk as much as it made me feel like my stomach was going to explode.