Used to?

Once in a while he'll plop his balls out and leave a streak of frumunda on the faces of a division rival. ****ing hilarious when we break those plays out.

This is what Bills fans whine about, but outside of games vs KC, McDermott's defense has been as good as any in the playoffs.

And if Bills Mafia is holding their breath waiting for them to shut down a Reid/Mahomes team in the postseason, well....


https://reactiongifs.me/cdn-cgi/imag...ead29700/w=600

Diqlix keeps saying "I know what you guys are thinking! You'd have just as many rings with Allen on your team!" when in reality this is what I actually think about.

The thought of Mahomes on a different team winning championships is absolutely terrifying.

Buffalo gave up over 30 points to a 3rd string QB for the Dolphins in a wild card playoff game on Buffalo's home field. The following week, the Bengals torched them in the snow on Buffalo's home field. Bengals could have easily scored 35+ on them but Cincy went into "run the clock" mode in the 2nd half of that game.

Just imagine if after the 2018 AFC Championship you coped by pretending Mahomes was on the Patriots winning MVPs and Championships every year. Genuinely pathetic behavior.

KC's defense has allowed 30+ numerous times in the playoffs. Yet the Bills Mafia narrative is that Spags consistently shuts playoff offenses down, while McD consistently craps himself.

McD doesn't deserve heat for anything that happened last year. He lost a lot of players to injury and still had them playing at a pretty high level. They had one too many injuries vs KC, but the D still kept them in the game.

I'll give you the Miami game, but Cincinnati's offense was lethal that year. I don't think you could expect to hold them well below 27. And definitely not below the 10 pts that Allen mustered.

Anyone trying to claim the Chiefs have always had an elite defense is full of shit. Mahomes has faced his fair share of adversity in that regard. Chiefs defense got torched twice by Tom Brady, arguably twice by Buffalo (180 yards rushing in the most recent game, 65% of the game clock), and torched by the Eagles for 35 points in the Super Bowl. They also gave up over 30 points to Houston in the game where the Chiefs were down 24-0 but ended up winning 51-31. As a side note, Josh Allen had a nice lead on that same Houston team and completely blew it. Sort of the exact opposite scenario of what happened with Mahomes against the 2019 Houston team.

I would say Joe Burrow is the one who has benefited the most from a great defense. He is the new Tom Brady when it comes to riding the coattails of a great defense. In 4 of Burrow's 5 Playoff wins, the Cincy defense held the opponent below 20 points. In one of those games, Burrow scored 17 and won the game 24-17 because the Cincy defense ran back a Ravens fumble 99 yards for a touchdown. Even in their losses, the Cincy defense only gave up 23 points to very explosive offenses led by Matt Stafford & Mahomes.

LMAO. You’re right.

Still do, but we used to too.

Burrow's playoff stats are genuinely weaker than Alex Smith's. It's a joke that anyone was ever trying to put him on Mahomes' level. The Bengals' defense was easily the biggest factor in their little window of playoff success.

Allen puts up points, but he also has a problem stringing several games in a row against playoff teams without being a turnover machine.

The running is a joke too. It's cheap yards at the expense of years off his career. No player that plays like an idiot like that lasts long in the league

Best Bills team ever.

https://i.ibb.co/fNDxGGX/IMG-3490.jpg

Better than your SB teams?


That's just completely reeruned.


You're get a playoff spot because of your shitty division and then most likely 1 and done.

Congrats holding Skylar Thompson down LMAO

You guys still don’t get it

To be fair, I didn’t get it either when you traded Tyreek. But I do now. This Bills team is so much more balanced and lethal than ever before.

And yes, they would dog walk our SB teams.

Are you talking about the 2024 Bills or your fantasyland universe wet dream in which Josh Allen gets drafted into "a better situation"?

Oh, I think we get it.

Yeah I am sure that Damar Hamlin and Taylor "Linebacker" Rapp would lock down Andre Reed, James Lofton, Don Beebe and Thurman Thomas.


One counter run with Thurman Thomas against your current OL would go for 30 yards minimum.


And your OL would not block Bruce Smith and Cornelius Bennett.

Stop pretending you are a Buffalo fan.

You are a Josh Allen fan that knows NOTHING about football.

Bills fans dreaming about Josh Allen never playing for Buffalo as a way to make themselves feel better about the Bills' failures.

It's like they're the bizarro alcoholic cousins of the dildo-brained Pats fans who turned their back on New England to cheer for Brady in Tampa.

Dicklix has some built in excuses locked and loaded

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pec strain for Bernard. No bueno. Surgery and you’re looking at 3-4 months. ‘Just a mild strain’ 4-6 weeks <br><br>Happened second drive, slapped at runner at goal line. Didn’t seem like much. Took a wallop 2/3 plays prior thought stinger at first <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/billsmafia?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#billsmafia</a></p>&mdash; Thigh Doctor (@ThighDoctor) <a href="https://twitter.com/ThighDoctor/status/1834394324798144522?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Any team that runs a little bit of misdirection will carve up the Buffalo D.


They were overpursuing constantly.

Tell us again how Allen would match what Mahomes has done, despite the fact he couldn't match what Tyrod Taylor did the year prior in Buffalo. LMAO

In seriousness, your fanbase's takes on Allen/Mahomes are laughably desperate.

139 yds, 1 TD. 247 total yds. Be still, my beating heart.

Prediction: "Best Bills team ever" will morph into "if only Superman had some help" come January.

Man I almost feel sorry for you that you get your hopes up like this every season. But at this point, it's 100% your fault for continuing to fall for it. The Bills are front runners. They always have been.

141 total yards for Josh in that game. He didn’t need to do much. Pretty epic implosion by Tua & Miami with a million turnovers including a Pick 6.

The Dolphins are paper tigers just like last year. They will beat up on shitty teams and do just enough to maybe make the playoffs, but they will get destroyed rectally by any team they face in the playoffs.

They won’t be winning games with Skylar Thompson at QB. That said, Jacksonville has to be feeling pretty stupid for choking the game away to Miami last week. Miami team is not good.

LMAO Bills start 2-0 but their defense is ****ed again.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Terrel Bernard visibly frustrated after coming out of the blue injury tent. <br><br>Looked like his left shoulder and has now<br>Gone to the locker room with a trainer <br><br>Would be a massive loss for this <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bills?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bills</a> defense <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BillsMafia?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BillsMafia</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WKBW?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WKBW</a></p>&mdash; Dom Tibbetts (@DomTibbettsTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/DomTibbettsTV/status/1834391944589390205?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Went looking for another injury &amp; I believe I may have found it when Bernard first injured his pectoral. <br><br>He gets his left arm pulled back suddenly as noted below. <br><br>Next three plays he was only tackling with his right arm &amp; at one point motioned to come off. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bills?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bills</a> <a href="https://t.co/anIz7GWs3C">https://t.co/anIz7GWs3C</a> <a href="https://t.co/qs1VEhM7bY">pic.twitter.com/qs1VEhM7bY</a></p>&mdash; Banged Up Bills (@BangedUpBills) <a href="https://twitter.com/BangedUpBills/status/1834440616530371025?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

The league will know if the Bills are a genuine SB contender after the next 4 games;
Jags
Ravens
Texans
Jets

I think the bills win their division, they'll be just good enough to lose in Arrowhead during the playoffs

Bills roster is pure garbage. All those Tua mistakes were unforced fluke bullshit

They can’t expect every opponent QB to commit seppuku each week.

They've knocked off the mini Kei and the Suzuki Samurai. Next week they move up to the all wheel drive pulling class

And sometimes he does it in the Super Bowl. To hold those option plays until he really needed them and made Bosa look like he was teenager in a Chinese fire drill. And not just once.

A ****ing marvel to tuck that away.

You're a genuine SB contender if you beat a bunch of teams that haven't been to the Super Bowl in over a decade and have like 2 combined AFCCG appearances in that time?:spock:

This is how fans get delusional and think they'll destroy the Chiefs in the playoffs.... by beating a bunch of pretenders in the regular season.

This first part of this post may be true but that last part..... ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

:doh!:

Holy crap, after this post I had to go look up the game stats. I can't believe that is all their offense needed. I knew Tua was bad but looks like Buffalo D and some rushing did all the work last night. Miami is so done.

I think the Ravens and Texans are legit contenders this season. The other 2 I'm not sure about. The Jets might be, as well, now that Rodgers is healthy. I know it was only week one but the Jags looked no better than last year.

Still, while they may be considered contenders, that doesn't mean I think they are on the Chiefs level. :)

Two of them have already lost an early SB-contender test, much less already being one.... but then again, the rest of the AFC looks like shit and I guess someone has to play the Chiefs in the AFCCG. LMAO

They'll be okay, but probably the weakest Bills team of the last 5 years.

"Best Bills team ever" is hilarious. Is this guy serious?
:LOL:

I think they have enough to win that division. I just don't trust the Jets to keep it together for a full season.

I just don't see that defense holding up in the playoffs.

They'll have that division sewn up by week 12.

It's a shit-show.

Their biggest issue will be likely not having anything at all to play for over the last 1/3 of the season. Sometimes that switch is harder to flip back on than they realize. The best thing that could possibly happen for the Bills is needing a rabbit to chase until week 17/18 for that 1 seed.

No qualifiers needed. I just don't trust the Jets.

What a case of undersized dildos. Josh Allen denied Offensive Player of the Week for week one(yes, it's an article). Joe Mixon got it

It was an absolute travesty of justice.

Josh Allen had FIVE touchdowns in Week 1 - four that counted - and he lost player of the week to Joe freaking Mixon with his 1 TD?

It just goes to show the anti-Allen bias that exists in the NFL. The league does not want Allen to receive accolades. They don’t want him in the Super Bowl. He has to succeed despite the league working against him and that’s frustrating.

It’s for this same reason that Lamar won MVP over him despite having 15(?) or so less TD’s.

Oh jeez shut up

LMAO

Allen should really just step aside and let some other team challenge the Chiefs. For the right to represent the AFC in the Super Bowl. The selfishness is really unplayer of the week material

Hey Dicklix.


Want to bet on the Baltimore/Buffalo game?

We get that YOU don't get it.

Soak up your tears by cosplaying as a senior citizen again

They'll trot a b/u or two out there just to see if they can manage respectable but Tua is finished.

Don't be shocked when they trade Hill to some team like the Chargers or Broncos...the rebuild is on to get the next QB.

Why exactly would the league be working against one of its most popular players? Your posts just get more ridiculous.

Did Allen and Mixon face the same defense in week 1? Both on the road? Are TDs the only factor?

He's always been a troll who gets off being called a dumbass, but he was just throwing shit against a wall this time around.

People don't remember him bragging about the number of Offensive Player of the Week awards last season?


And then over the course of two days this week, he's crying about Mahomes' situation with HoF players, then a day later is talking about the best Bills team ever after getting rid of their best player.

Glad Tox banned him last night.

He's banned again?!?!11? Already!?!?111!?

The Allen crocodile tears lol

Damn. Dude needs to chill. We need a regular Bills poster. The rest of us do our part and here is Dick flix taking the year off again.

Yeah that is likely what happens to some degree, but Josh Allen is a great player. Allen is twice the thrower of the football Cam was so he can definitely age a little better but he's not longer going to be elite when he doesn't have his body to bruise through guys anymore or his speed.

And now he's gone before the BEELZ play a real NFL team?

Oh well.

He'll be back. Just like the girl that always gets back with the boyfriend that beats her. He craves the abuse.

Great thrower, not a great passer. He doesn't throw with touch or anticipation, does not have top ball placement. He can rip the ball into windows.

Without his mobility and athleticism threatening the run Allen will be much easier to play against.

Damn this board is soft as shit

We barely knew thee ROFL

If you don't count the year and a half he was allowed to spam the board with his last mult, and the several other mults that have hung around to spam the board, and not banning him on sight this time....... I might come to the same conclusion!


....he does make my brain mushy though, so you might have a point.

I'd normally agree, but this turd needed flushed

As someone who makes banners for a living...holy shit thats a big ****ing banner.

it's not that big

Those along the hairline can still catch a breeze

Yeah, PotW ain't happening this week either

Meh, they just trimmed the trees

Kicker insecurity in Buffalo
 

Tyler Bass has only missed one kick for the Buffalo Bills this season, but the lone miss was nowhere close to being good.

In the Bills’ 31-10 win over the Miami Dolphins, Buffalo brought Bass onto the field to attempt a 45-yard field goal in the fourth quarter. Bass had connected earlier in the game on a 43-yard attempt, but his final attempt went far to the left. The kick was so bad that some fans speculated that it was partially blocked.

Just days after the miss, Buffalo worked out two kickers, Anders Carlson and Cade York.

Is that why the banner reads "is it in"?

If you don't like it, i'll ban you too. Give me one good reason, mother****er.

:LOL:

True, but it's all on them for their situation. They should have drafted Herbert instead of Tua. But it is what it is, and they are where they are because of it.

Meh, mines bigger!