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Sweet Daddy Hate 05-05-2016 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BleedingRed (Post 12218029)
What was our offense ranked again dag?

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12218033)
Sweets would rather have Choco Genii throwing ducks to the other team

I'll say it to you straight:

I have nothing but respect for John Dorsey. He's going to be the best GM KC has had since KC started. And he's just getting started.

That's the good.

Here's the bad:

The Hunt family sucks at football. Clark Hunt is a straw-grasping, band-aid applying buffoon, and his family's absentee-ownership should make any fan worth their salt want to puke. The guy "cares" about Chiefs football in that he doesn't want the franchise to be an embarrassment, and he wants it to be a profitable venture( which, as a businessman myself, I do not cast a stone against ), but it's not his passion, and probably never was.

And it ****ing shows.

Which brings us to....

The head coach.

Clark didn't waste a goddamned scrap of greasy Philly steak in snatching this proven, regular season warrior right on up, did he? And hey, if you win a wild card after 200 years, well that's just ****ing icing on the cake, now isn't it?!

Watching Reid trip over his own fat ****ing dick on game day, repeatedly, because the reerun doesn't learn from his goddamned mistakes and shows no inclination at letting someone else handle the business of stroking his fat, ****ing, reeruned dick on game day is juuuuuuuuuuuuusst about as painful as watching.......

...your "QB".

Oh my sweet, merciful God. If there is anything in all of the NFL more excruciating than watching this tepid mouse-man attempt to navigate a football field, I have yet to find the mother****er.

Watching Alex Smith run an offense is like getting jerked off through a glory hole and finding out Lindsay Graham is on the other side; you aren't getting off, and will probably be scarred for the rest of your life. Watching Smith throw screens and dumps, and barely managing that more often than not, and doing it over and over and over and over and over and over because Reid's WCO just sucks and sucks and sucks and sucks and sucks and sucks literally hurts every part of my eyes, heart, and soul.

No one should have to endure it.

But hey; congrats on that win.

And if it works for you....

Dinny Bossa Nova 05-05-2016 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12218075)
Can't think of anyone who would

It doesn't make any sense.

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Pasta Little Brioni 05-05-2016 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagnabit (Post 12218080)
I'll say it to you straight:

I have nothing but respect for John Dorsey. He's going to be the best GM KC has had since KC started. And he's just getting started.

That's the good.

Here's the bad:

The Hunt family sucks at football. Clark Hunt is a straw-grasping, band-aid applying buffoon, and his family's absentee-ownership should make any fan worth their salt want to puke. The guy "cares" about Chiefs football in that he doesn't want the franchise to be an embarrassment, and he wants it to be a profitable venture( which, as a businessman myself, I do not cast a stone against ), but it's not his passion, and probably never was.

And it ****ing shows.

Which brings us to....

The head coach.

Clark didn't waste a goddamned scrap of greasy Philly steak in snatching this proven, regular season warrior right on up, did he? And hey, if you win a wild card after 200 years, well that's just ****ing icing on the cake, now isn't it?!

Watching Reid trip over his own fat ****ing dick on game day, repeatedly, because the reerun doesn't learn from his goddamned mistakes and shows no inclination at letting someone else handle the business of stroking his fat, ****ing, reeruned dick on game day is juuuuuuuuuuuuusst about as painful as watching.......

...your "QB".

Oh my sweet, merciful God. If there is anything in all of the NFL more excruciating than watching this tepid mouse-man attempt to navigate a football field, I have yet to find the mother****er.

Watching Alex Smith run an offense is like getting jerked off through a glory hole and finding out Lindsay Graham is on the other side; you aren't getting off, and will probably be scarred for the rest of your life. Watching Smith throw screens and dumps, and barely managing that more often than not, and doing it over and over and over and over and over and over because Reid's WCO just sucks and sucks and sucks and sucks and sucks and sucks literally hurts every part of my eyes, heart, and soul.

No one should have to endure it.

But hey; congrats on that win.

And if it works for you....

Like I said...Fun season ahead. Chiefs are llllloaded llloaded. Denver regressed.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-05-2016 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12218099)
Like I said...Fun season ahead. Chiefs are llllloaded llloaded. Denver regressed.

You should start turning the tide in match-ups against DEN. I suspect it will start to even out.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-05-2016 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagnabit (Post 12218106)
You should start turning the tide in match-ups against DEN. I suspect it will start to even out.

Sweep is the expectation the next couple years. I view the Faid as the team to take seriously.

Sweet Daddy Hate 05-05-2016 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12218126)
Sweep is the expectation the next couple years. I view the Faid as the team to take seriously.

Never discount your foes.

And yes, the Faid is coming up.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-05-2016 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagnabit (Post 12218137)
Never discount your foes.

And yes, the Faid is coming up.

We beat up on teams with shit QBs

SAUTO 05-05-2016 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackOp (Post 12217492)
KC's interest in Lynch makes no sense...he has never played in a pro-style offense and is, supposedly, terrible at reading the entire field. He is the exact opposite of the QB they drafted out of Stanford. It's post-draft rumor bullshit...

I'm glad they didn't draft him...and ever happier Denver did. He's a late 2nd round/3rd QB in a normal year. By the time he see's the field...that defense will be done. The draft picks they gave up would have kept the defense valid.

They have Sanchez in a new system and a suspect 0L...what could go wrong?

Funny, every year someone says so and so qb that was drafted in the first would have been a 2 or 3 in a "normal" year

vailpass 05-05-2016 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 12218178)
Funny, every year someone says so and so qb that was drafted in the first would have been a 2 or 3 in a "normal" year

Yep.

Lynch might turn out to be something. Or nothing. But what else could Elway do?

Easy 6 05-05-2016 07:27 PM

Dagnabit... to still be so bitter and cynical after all that's happened in such a short time is just plain crazy talk

The Council has Decided You Will Remain in DC for Eternity...

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Pasta Little Brioni 05-05-2016 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 12218178)
Funny, every year someone says so and so qb that was drafted in the first would have been a 2 or 3 in a "normal" year

Well in this case he is right. Most QBs taken late in the first suck monkey nuts...duuuuur Rodgers though!!!

Pasta Little Brioni 05-05-2016 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12218196)
Yep.

Lynch might turn out to be something. Or nothing. But what else could Elway do?

Yup he was desperate. It's like taking home the chubby 4 at closing time because she has big jugs.

vailpass 05-05-2016 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12218246)
Yup he was desperate. It's like taking home the chubby 4 at closing time because she has big jugs.

While hoping that though not beautiful she can still bring you to the climax...

Pasta Little Brioni 05-05-2016 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12218251)
While hoping that though not beautiful she can still bring you to the climax...

:)

Toby Waller 05-05-2016 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 12218251)
While hoping that though not beautiful she can still bring you to the climax...

Well, Paxton is the fat chick and there will be no after party for him.


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