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WhiteWhale 08-26-2014 08:33 AM

This troll thread is goddamned impressive.

KC native 08-26-2014 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10850336)
Lol dude doesn't even have to buy me drinks i'll observe his PUA skills or whatever if hes serious about this. It will make for great people watching.

See xztop, you don't even have to buy him drinks. Also, think of how much more attractive you will seem when you have a ginger as a wing man.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-26-2014 08:34 AM

Hook him up with bob's babysitters son. At least he will get a BJ and cum a lil.

WhawhaWhat 08-26-2014 08:36 AM

My Uber driver gave me a HJ on Saturday. Best $6 ride ever and she was pretty good looking too.

Titty Meat 08-26-2014 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 10850365)
My Uber driver gave me a HJ on Saturday. Best $6 ride ever and she was pretty good looking too.

This didnt happen

Demonpenz 08-26-2014 10:36 AM

Fitting that he chokes a girl as his opener, because he plays the game so seriously he is killing his chances. The game is more fluid and dynamic than "Welp I am going to approach thousands of girls and Malcome Gladwell says in outliers I will be cumming on faces.

loochy 08-26-2014 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 10850570)
Fitting that he chokes a girl as his opener, because he plays the game so seriously he is killing his chances. The game is more fluid and dynamic than "Welp I am going to approach thousands of girls and Malcome Gladwell says in outliers I will be cumming on faces.

BUT HE STUDIED IT SCIENTIFICALLY MAN

Katipan 08-26-2014 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10850395)
This didnt happen

I dunno. Notice his order of importance in the story.

1. Got a handjob (charged to a credit card)
2. Cost $6 (...)
3. Pretty good looking (how you refer to a horse, or dog, or retaining wall)

The act and cost being more important than the substance is a very successful, albeit disgusting, business model in the hooker/creeper world.

Demonpenz 08-26-2014 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10850580)
BUT HE STUDIED IT SCIENTIFICALLY MAN

I know this dude is trolling but it is a good lesson or re-lesson to the game for lurkers or people wanting to know how to go from uber-suck to meh might not have to kill myself due to lonelyness.

srvy 08-26-2014 11:23 AM

xztop123 may have packed it in. He hasn't been herd from since his social media posts were exposed. All I can say is women any those places he mentioned frequently dont go there. If you do go in numbers and never be caught alone. Creep is creepy.

loochy 08-26-2014 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10850657)
xztop123 may have packed it in. He hasn't been herd from since his social media posts were exposed. All I can say is women any those places he mentioned frequently dont go there. If you do go in numbers and never be caught alone. Creep is creepy.

he was on here last night


start at post #775 http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=775

SAUTO 08-26-2014 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10850357)
Hook him up with bob's babysitters son. At least he will get a BJ and cum a lil.

the son GETS the blow jobs...

KCUnited 08-26-2014 11:46 AM

My sugar boogers heads off to college next year, I had her read this thread last night so we could talk about rapers and their tendencies.

ChiefsCountry 08-26-2014 11:54 AM

The PUA stuff is an interesting case in psychology, I've read both Mystery's and Neil Strauss's books. For the most part some of their stuff works but a lot of is just common sense stuff. Then a lot of it is just bullshit. If you have to follow all of their rules you are probably just a pussy loser who can't pick up chicks.

ChiefsCountry 08-26-2014 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 10850699)
My sugar boogers heads off to college next year, I had her read this thread last night so we could talk about rapers and their tendencies.

That is every man who has a penis and isn't homosexual.


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