They love me, they really love me!

Most of my posts are funnier if read in a Gibert Gottfried voice or a deaf person voice.

In real life I'm actually very dry and monotone.

This just reads like my ignore list so far.

LMAO @ deaf person voice.

Edit: and now I'm reading them in a deaf person voice. goddamn you.

or Leslie Nielson

I am not done with her yet. I had to leave or i would have continued.

It's my brainchild, but to make the process legit an unnamed planeteer is feeding me the names as he makes his list. Last year I selected hootie to make the list and it got 10 k posts for like 10 names. Not unexpected he got bored and Saul took over and it burned out.

Saul was killing it though with the roasts.

Can i get a quarter-roaster with fries? and supersize me. im in the mood for something that doesn't satisfy me and makes me feel like shit.

When I read your posts, I use my Corky, from Life Goes On voice:evil:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...ZYr3780W_V8B4I

I don't see who dat making it unless it is just to see him roasted. Save that turd for the bottom 101.

Have sex with a fat chick.

ROFL @ this cry baby, why even come here then. You take shit too serious bro.

your roast would be too easy

blah blah used to be fat
blah blah didnt get laid for a long time
blah blah super nerdy star wars
blah blah
blah

We will be waiting awhile for zarth

Simply Red roasted you last year.

With that said, I think someone else needs to. Nothing against SR or anything...nice dude...but I think he was working out of his comfort zone or something. I don't think roasting is his thing.

If there is anyone who could be the recipient of a hilarious roast...it'd be you, homeslice.