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CosmicPal 11-04-2009 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6232108)
There won't be a next time.

Dude, we all know that. WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU GET A NEXT TIME with the next chick should their ever be one.

Hammock Parties 11-04-2009 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal (Post 6232116)
Dude, we all know that. WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU GET A NEXT TIME with the next chick should their ever be one.

Honestly, I don't think it was anything I did.

88TG88 11-04-2009 12:54 AM

Thats hapened to me before. I think chicks dont want us to think of them as sluts so they cut ties and move on.

who knows

Hammock Parties 11-04-2009 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 6232125)
Thats hapened to me before. I think chicks dont want us to think of them as sluts so they cut ties and move on.

who knows

If so, it was pretty weird considering she told me she was a nymphomaniac and I responded on our first date by DOWNPLAYING any sexual advance besides kissing (she was on her period). I made it very clear I was in it for MORE than just sex.

So, I was SHOCKED when she made a move towards my nether regions.

But now she got in a car accident and is going through therapy (neck) and might have to move to Missouri so...I think that has more to do with it than anything.

Or maybe my dick tastes funny. Who the **** knows?

wutamess 11-04-2009 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6232131)
If so, it was pretty weird considering she told me she was a nymphomaniac and I responded on our first date by DOWNPLAYING any sexual advance besides kissing (she was on her period). I made it very clear I was in it for MORE than just sex.

So, I was SHOCKED when she made a move towards my nether regions.

But now she got in a car accident and is going through therapy (neck) and might have to move to Missouri so...I think that has more to do with it than anything.

Or maybe my dick tastes funny. Who the **** knows?

Or maybe you shouldn't tell ANYONE you're wanting something more than s3x on a dating internet site.

Dude you fugging reak of you neediness/sense of belonging/clingy. Knock it off or you're going to forever wonder "what happened?".

- No arm around a chick until at the very least the 2nd date maybe even 3rd or 4th.
- Only hug when welcoming or saying good bye.

- No admission of you wanting a relationship (no matter how hot the chick is) until after 2-3 weeks of getting to know her.
If pressed for or given an ultimatum, say you're open to it. Don't blow your load all in one wad.

- No bringing up sex first in person. Even if u2 chatted about it heavily over the net. When you meet her... Let her give u a signal she wants you. Don't just dive in. Women don't like to feel rushed.

Play it more low key and stop acting like the dog on Transformers and you may get a 2nd date every once in a while.

BY1401 11-04-2009 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6232131)
...she told me she was a nymphomaniac and I responded on our first date by DOWNPLAYING any sexual advance besides kissing (she was on her period)...

:spock:

:shake:

Hammock Parties 11-04-2009 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 6232359)
- No arm around a chick until at the very least the 2nd date maybe even 3rd or 4th.

Hahahahahaha.

Your advice sucks.

MOhillbilly 11-04-2009 04:32 PM

minor threat wrote a song about your dumb ****in ass gc.

patteeu 11-04-2009 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 6233759)
minor threat wrote a song about your dumb ****in ass gc.

Which one?

Small Man, Big Mouth
Out of Step (With the World)
Sob Story

SDChiefs 11-04-2009 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6232108)
There won't be a next time.

Show some asserrtivness. Call her up and tell her to meet you at the bar again. All goes well BJ leads to walk of shame.

Hammock Parties 11-04-2009 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefs (Post 6233794)
Show some asserrtivness. Call her up and tell her to meet you at the bar again. All goes well BJ leads to walk of shame.

Dude, I was plenty assertive.

Ain't happening.

On to the next girl.

wutamess 11-04-2009 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6233685)
Hahahahahaha.

Your advice sucks.

Says the guy that can't bag a nympho and got left by himself at the movies.
Keep doing what you do.

Donger 11-04-2009 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6227597)
Well, it was an awesome first date. There won't be a second one.

Chicks, man. WTF.

"I can't talk to you anymore."

YOU WERE SUCKING MY COCK A WEEK AGO!!!!

Did you ejaculate in her mouth?

Hammock Parties 11-04-2009 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 6233801)
Says the guy that can't bag a nympho and got left by himself at the movies.
Keep doing what you do.

Hey, if I followed your advice I would have had no fun at all the other night.

Terrible. Just terrible.

Hammock Parties 11-04-2009 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6233805)
Did you ejaculate in her mouth?

Nope. I didn't ejaculate at all.


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