With that statment alone I've listed you amongst those whom I toss a wondering eye at when I pass out...

You people know nothing about traffic. I envy you actually. My buddy in KC says that they have nothing compared to our traffic here.

Where are you located?

San Diego

No, I don't have enough experience to have much fun in cities.

Did little children abduct you and pull you out in a field for a sacrifice?...

I drove in SF Bay area traffic once, and I have no desire to ever visit the west coast again. My gawd.

We are lucky, we don't have to deal with the smog captial of the world, California.

And we don't have as many hippies.

Since when did this city smell like diesel and rotting fish?

Luckily the Jet Stream or whatever its called separates San Diego and Los Angeles, so we aren't polluted.

That would've happened on the way to Lincoln. Lincoln does have a legit downtown area. It isn't Kansas City, but it's big enough.

I'm not sure when, and I'm not sure what thats a reference to, but if you have ever been to National City, Chula Vista, or Imperial Beach (cities within San Diego) thats exactly what it smells like. Unfortunately they get a lot of runoff from the Tijuana River.

Now. Downtown/Gaslamp.

Rancho Cucamonga sounds like a fun place.

He kicked the football.

He kicked it.

On purpose.

I hope all their crops grow into question marks...