Did you know that the Egyptians made the first condoms in human history? Made out of papyrus.

Odd.

I felt a strong and building urge to throw myself under the front of the vehicle after the 1,000,000th ear of corn and absolutely no change in elevation...

Have you ever driven across the state?

That's how I like it.

Have you ever driven through Iowa?

One time I drove from Ocean City, MD to Baltimore, MD. It was about a 4 hour drive. Thats the longest drive I've ever driven. I'm a road n00b.

No. I will say driving in Lincoln isn't easy, especially for someone who doesn't live there.

What's not easy about driving in Lincoln?

At least Kansas has sunflowers.

There wasn't much traffic when I drove to Lincoln, so it was pretty easy.

You said it "driving in Lincoln isn't easy."

Figuring out where certain steets are. It's easy to miss a turn.

Driving across the state on I-80 is pretty boring, although we do allow driving up to 75 MPH for no extra charge.

I actually meant driving to Lincoln was easy. Things changed when we got there.

Do you drive in strange cities often? I used to get nervous doing that. Now, I just have fun.