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Hammock Parties 01-31-2020 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 14763868)
Oh yeah? How many swipe right back?

Enough that I don’t date women who look 50.

:D

loochy 01-31-2020 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Dawg (Post 14763839)
Everyone on here would hit that like a va caveman.

What's a VA caveman? Some old caveman that tells war stories and can't walk because some asshole Viet Cing blew off his leg in nam?

Chris Meck 01-31-2020 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14763888)
Enough that I don’t date women who look 50.

:D


She doesn't look 50.

And I'm 47. I'm less age-ist.

Women that wear a lot of make-up have skin that looks like that. I've known and dated 30 year olds in the last few years and that's what their skin looked like without any make-up on. They looked older than me. :) But then I don't **** up my skin by covering it in chemical bullshit every day.

My current serious ladyfriend is more in my age bracket (41). I'm down with milf-land. :)

scho63 01-31-2020 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14763059)
let me show you what a 38 year old looks like in hollywood

Skinny, titless and looks like a boy without makeup. :harumph:

I'll pass

stevieray 01-31-2020 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14763080)

fifty percent of their charm is illusion

/John Mellencamp.

She actually looks real for a change.

Chris Meck 01-31-2020 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 14763949)
fifty percent of their charm is illusion

/John Mellencamp.

She actually looks real for a change.

other than the bad lip filler, she looks fine for her age, I think.

stevieray 01-31-2020 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 14763954)
other than the bad lip filler, she looks fine for her age, I think.

:thumb:

Hammock Parties 01-31-2020 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 14763915)
She doesn't look 50.

:LOL:

mid 40s at least

tavia hunt looks WAY better than her and she's 47

Chris Meck 02-01-2020 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14764080)
:LOL:

mid 40s at least

tavia hunt looks WAY better than her and she's 47

yeah, and I'd bang the living shit out of her too. What's your point?

ROFL

Chris Meck 02-01-2020 12:26 AM

I'm sort of kidding.

I would currently do no such thing.

But if I was in other circumstances, you betcha.

srvy 02-01-2020 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14763059)
let me show you what a 38 year old looks like in hollywood

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos...90?s=2048x2048

when you are 38 years old in hollywood you can easily looks 10 years younger

so yes, jessica looks like a caricature of herself, and definitely older than she actually is due to terrible plastic surgery, trying to get back what she destroyed

No funbags.:sulk:

Hammock Parties 02-01-2020 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 14764219)
yeah, and I'd bang the living shit out of her too. What's your point?

ROFL

my point is that jessica looks kinda shitty for someone her age in hollywood

significantly worse than her peers

i guess OK for a normal person, though, again, i've easily seen better looking women on dating apps that are the same age

she's a ****ing cartoon - if that turns you on, great, but objectively, not that great, pal

looks like a B-list porn star

Chris Meck 02-01-2020 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14764260)
my point is that jessica looks kinda shitty for someone her age in hollywood

significantly worse than her peers

i guess OK for a normal person, though, again, i've easily seen better looking women on dating apps that are the same age

she's a ****ing cartoon - if that turns you on, great, but objectively, not that great, pal

looks like a B-list porn star

Hollywood is not the real world.

I'm personally not all that into all the cosmetic work. But if I were a single guy, hanging at the bar, and she walked up and starting hitting on me, I'd be down. First I'd have to determine she wasn't a 'pro'.

I feel like I'm being blocked into defending all the over the top plastic surgery. Which I'm not.

I'm just saying all the guys that say they wouldn't hit that in real world circumstances are full of shit.

stumppy 02-01-2020 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris Meck (Post 14764421)
Hollywood is not the real world.

I'm personally not all that into all the cosmetic work. But if I were a single guy, hanging at the bar, and she walked up and starting hitting on me, I'd be down. First I'd have to determine she wasn't a 'pro'.

I feel like I'm being blocked into defending all the over the top plastic surgery. Which I'm not.

I'm just saying all the guys that say they wouldn't hit that in real world circumstances are full of shit.

Ain't that the truth. Funny thing is she wouldn't give anyone like Meat Peeker a second look. Him thinking she isn't good enough for him is a laugh.

Hammock Parties 02-01-2020 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 14764428)
Ain't that the truth. Funny thing is she wouldn't give anyone like Meat Peeker a second look. Him thinking she isn't good enough for him is a laugh.

I didn't say that.

The girl I'm going out with tonight is certainly more attractive, and less fake, with a face less busted, though.

There are CPers wives who are more attractive than this woman. You guys are just distracted by plastic stuffed into her stretchy skin.


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