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4th and Long 10-04-2009 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6138265)
I think it was Dave Lane...a chick invited me out for coffee on my second date and he was like "coffee is code for sex!"

If she was seductively licking the rim of her coffee cup, THAT is "code" for sex. An invitation to drink coffee at a coffee shop, is not.

4th and Long 10-04-2009 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6138272)
:D But, if a women asks you to come in for coffee, she likely wants your cock in her...

ROFL

Or, she's testing you. If you say yes and then go in for the kill, she may call you some sort of sick perv and throw you out.

Or, she may just want to see if you like coffee.

The true test is to accept the invitation. If she pours you a cup of coffee, you're probably not getting any.

If she says, "Actually, I don't drink coffee. I don't even own a coffee pot." ... :D

Hammock Parties 10-05-2009 06:35 PM

Well, no sex, but she was really cute, had a great smile, and was into UFOs of all things, not to mention Indiana Jones, Star Wars and Indian food. WTF. Friggin perfect for me.

I'd say I'll see her again for sure. She told me to bring my book on UFOs next time.

Dave Lane 10-05-2009 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6138252)
Didn't someone once tell me Coffee = Sex?

Me. If they want to have "coffee" it ain't the coffee in the kitchen that's on their minds. Its the dead ****er in the garage...

No wait, that was an acid flashback to Pulp Fiction.

Dave Lane 10-05-2009 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long (Post 6138284)
ROFL

Or, she's testing you. If you say yes and then go in for the kill, she may call you some sort of sick perv and throw you out.

Or, she may just want to see if you like coffee.

The true test is to accept the invitation. If she pours you a cup of coffee, you're probably not getting any.

If she says, "Actually, I don't drink coffee. I don't even own a coffee pot." ... :D

Actually the deal is to invite her over (opppsss sorry Clayton) and if she says something about that being forward or this is too soon you throw it back on her and say "Why do you have some ulterior motive here? What are you up to, won't I be safe? I've heard about you wild women, my mom warned me about you!"

Dave Lane 10-05-2009 06:52 PM

Ask Luv by the way. If she's inviting some guy out for "coffee" which she doesn't drink or a "drink" its all about the shrinky dink.

Hammock Parties 10-05-2009 07:01 PM

I'd say going to a bar with a woman almost always implies a hookup.

Coffee is different in my two experiences with it thus far. I tried to extend the date and go have dinner, which, if she truly wants to bang, is basically an opportunity for her to decline and say "let's go back to your place instead." But she said she needed to go home...

Dave Lane 10-05-2009 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6142687)
I'd say going to a bar with a woman almost always implies a hookup.

Coffee is different in my two experiences with it thus far. I tried to extend the date and go have dinner, which, if she truly wants to bang, is basically an opportunity for her to decline and say "let's go back to your place instead." But she said she needed to go home...

Coffee actually is more like I think I'd like to have sex with you but I want to make sure. I only had one or two times I got asked out for coffee that the inevitable didn't happen. Sometimes not that night.

Hammock Parties 10-05-2009 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 6142839)
Coffee actually is more like I think I'd like to have sex with you but I want to make sure.

Most women are like this. They want to meet you before they decide if they want to sex you up. Most men just need a picture. :LOL:

boogblaster 10-05-2009 07:36 PM

Coffee-enemas are the new in-thing ... bend over Go-Boy ...

Hammock Parties 10-12-2009 07:34 PM

Here's something awesome: A really cute 23-year old who lives a couple miles away sent me a message tonight. She wants to get together. The kicker?

She used to be a Jehovah's Witness.

Hmmmm!

She also has tattoos. Slutty.

Hammock Parties 10-16-2009 12:19 PM

OK, that girl is definitely into me. We've been chatting like crap while I'm up here in Missouri. She even got on cam for me and she is SMOKING. She is way out of my league but the poor dear has only dated assholes so I'll be a welcome change.

In other news, gay dudes are hilarious.

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how about a hot dude u can feed?

i'll feed you some rat poison, bundle of sticks

just put it on ur dick bro

you would die for my cock, huh?

dude u are smokin....and ur obviously still looking man haha might as well right

JD10367 10-16-2009 12:25 PM

Coffee is like sex in that, when it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad... it's still pretty good and beats not having any at all.

Hammock Parties 10-16-2009 02:15 PM

OMFG. I texted this chick last night and she was like "I'm out." I texted her back and went to sleep.

JUST NOW I get a text "sorry I didn't respond. I was like awwwww and then I got distracted. Remind me never to drink again. lol"

lololololololol...think she's into me?

BY1401 10-16-2009 02:28 PM

Obviously.


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