Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9765135)

77. Phobia

Phil is a legend in his own mind. He has this peculiar habit of bragging over things that nobody else on the face of the earth even cares about. I swear to Christ, P, nobody gives a shit that you once called Trent Green "TrINT Green" 12 years ago. It was funny enough to generate a 44 post thread. Congratulations. Why is that throw-away of a thread in the ****ing Hall of Classics? Is that really a classic thread? In Phil mother****ing Kloster's head? Yes. To anybody else in the world? Hardly.

Phobia is the kind of guy who will only befriend people who are a rung below him in status. If you make more money than him...are smarter than him...have a better goatee than him...drive a faster Camaro than him, etc., he's going to run you off. You see, the most important thing to Phil is to surround himself with people who admire him. That makes him feel important. By weeding the successful people out of his circle, he gets to wax poetic about how he "only drinks the finest domestic macro brews" without getting called on his bullshit.

Everyone knows a guy like this. He's the guy who has his buddies over for beers so he can "big time" them. He'll make a big show about how generous he is with his beer. Then, he'll come out with a frosted mug for himself. "Nothing beats a cold one after a softball double-header, right guys? Feel free to drink my beer, but only the big guy gets the frosty mug. You guys can fight over who gets the koozie." He's also the guy who takes the extra base and slides in beer league softball games.

So that's pretty much phobia. He'll read this and pretend that he thinks it's sort of funny (but could be better if...). He may even poke a little fun at himself just to show how self-deprecating he can be. He doesn't think it's funny, though. He's WAY funnier than me. Don't believe him? Just ask any of the slightly older, slightly fatter, slightly less successful friends, and they'll back him up.

Pros: If frazod really wants to live in someone's head, phobia is the one guy who might be able to squeeze his fat ass in. Didn't really rip off a customer like billay said he did on his Facebook page.

Cons: Has a bizarre goatee size to face size ratio. Isn't a goatee supposed to at least be wider than your lips? Talks about how good he is at eating pussy to anyone who will listen...That must be a "thing" for middle aged dudes with beer guts and goatees because he's not the only one who does that, but it just creeps me the **** out.

Outlook for 2014: Bans hootie for no good reason...2,000 post threads fighting about it litter the front page for weeks...hootie comes back...sun rises, sun sets

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9765133)

I still don't see what GoChiefs being banned for being naughty has to do with you or your questions.

Do you acknowledge that the mods, including Phobia, have been moderately lenient in letting you back after you were perma-banned? And, do you think that you have complied with the caveat of you staying under the radar as condition of that leniency.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9765142)

Why should anyone ever have to "lay low" around here? If you think he's bad for ChiefsPlanet, or if he's breaking a rule that's not "don't hurt the mods' feelings," then ban him and be done with it forever.

He's not going to change. Most people around here find him at least mildly entertaining. If you don't and you think you know what's best, then be done with it.

All these veiled threats to punish him for relatively innocuous actions because he's been banned before are just silly.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9765160)

There was zero condition. I came back. I posted right away in a Halo thread. There was no secret hand shake.

and I don't care...

I never deserved to be permabanned. Everyone agreed.

The Dane incident proves me correct. Banning me is for vendetta only. If it happens, it happens. But if you think I should thank someone for not rebanning me it's not happening.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9765160)

There was zero condition. I came back. I posted right away in a Halo thread. There was no secret hand shake.

and I don't care...

I never deserved to be permabanned. Everyone agreed.

The Dane incident proves me correct. Banning me is for vendetta only. If it happens, it happens. But if you think I should thank someone for not rebanning me it's not happening.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9765160)

But if you think I should thank someone for not rebanning me it's not happening.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9765169)

I don't know what your career is, but from what I've gathered, you began as a hotel clerk and have worked up from there? Could be way off.

Anyways, honest question. If that is the case, if someone were to work as a hotel clerk 3rd shift, would they likely be able to study (for school) on the job??

I don't mind delivering pizzas while pursuing my RN. It's better money than people generally think. However, I become painfully embarrassed when I deliver pizzas to people I know and catch the vibe that they tip me well out of sympathy. Especially people I graduated with when I attained my BA.

Ugh. :(

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9765172)

I've never been a hotel clerk.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9765142)

Why should anyone ever have to "lay low" around here? If you think he's bad for ChiefsPlanet, or if he's breaking a rule that's not "don't hurt the mods' feelings," then ban him and be done with it forever.

He's not going to change. Most people around here find him at least mildly entertaining. If you don't and you think you know what's best, then be done with it.

All these veiled threats to punish him for relatively innocuous actions because he's been banned before are just silly.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9765170)

I don't know about thanks, but I think a little humility might not hurt.

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9765163)

I disagree with how you see it. But I'm not going to quit my mod job over it.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9765174)

Oh, ok.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9765160)

There was zero condition. I came back. I posted right away in a Halo thread. There was no secret hand shake.

and I don't care...

I never deserved to be permabanned. Everyone agreed.

The Dane incident proves me correct. Banning me is for vendetta only. If it happens, it happens. But if you think I should thank someone for not rebanning me it's not happening.