Dude he can't even make the list

Whatever number represents a cock
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On the porch railing aiming for the windsock in a strong gail.

Then in his case, 2.5

You should check out youtube since this baffles you so. There's an instructional video that I refuse to sign in to watch.

That should help alleviate all your concerns.

Okay there's something about your username that has always bothered me. Do people really pierce their taints?

Not on purpose
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I mean there's no telling now a days. ****ers be putting ear rings in all kinds of weird places.

It was a one in a million shot.

i think donger's gonna **** a sock tonight.
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I hope he blows his nose in an argyle and nails a wooly booger.

Sock monkey, that funky monkey.

Sock monkey junky.

LMAO

Heh, a popularity thread , again.

I think it's great we have one of these a month, it lets the insecure feel good about themselves.

I'd rank Rambozo pretty high up there. Bob wasn't around in 2013. If he's higher than the Mob Squad, Jason's Taco, Big Country and hitsqmage, he's getting his due justice. Pretty funny that Saul didn't even show him on the best available. LOL

I've only ever used a sock post coitus to clean up and even then it was, "I need to wipe off what can I use? Oh there's a sock. Crap, it's still wet from playing basketball."

Its funny that you pay homage to the babysitter, or uncle whatever, with your username.

that's what he told you he was going to do just before you blew him, huh?
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And there is literally nothing you could ever do to put you on a list over htismaqe
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Wait...so you go INTO the sock? This is so confusing.

Athletes dick ftl
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Who cares I'm the villan around here that's everything you and hootie want to be.

Really? Give me a break. You can't even troll well.

You're a complete "meh" of a Chiefsplanet poster.

Your uncle/dad/moms brother should have dumped you in the shower.

i wonder what will happen in this thread

LMAO

Haha, speaking of "popularity contests," on CP I've been waiting patiently for Milkman's trademark, "oh great, it's another dumbass popularity contest," comment.

I know! This is like a brand new thread and stuff.

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And there we are.

Lol you've called me a brilliant troll on several occasions.

Lame ginger is ginger.

REP. THIS IS NOW A REP WHORE THREAD.

I'm in your head.

Lol no

NEBRASKA SUCKS!

Bullshit.

This post is as stupid as your "jersey threat."

You continue to be full of hot air and little else.

I walked into this expecting it to be the middle of the Red Wedding and hearing the rains of Castamere.......but so far it looks more like I accidentally changed the channel and some naked guy just layed down on top of Loras Tyrell.

Lol allicanthinkaboutispenisawanian's jimmies are rustled. He is talking about naked guys again.

Clay seems like one of those guys you always see getting beat up in the worldstar videos.

Stick to copyright violated videos bluesteel.

Nerd fight

Billay isn't a nerd.

He's not smart enough.

I noticed your spelling of his name was impeccable.

Dweeb fight

Its sad that we need a Hootie post in this thread about now to drown out the douchebag posts.

Don't worry, if Hootie is like 90% of the rest of the board, he'll have you on his top 3 douchebag draft picks.

Can't help but notice that you keep an extensive list of anyone who ever mentions your preferred seat.

Irony

blowy ou to bits

How would a Hootie post drown out the douchebag posts? You can't drown out a big pile of douchebags by throwing a giant douchebag on top of them.

You're all douchebags except simplyred. He doesn't even take his boxers off when he gets some strange

According to Gallup you couldn't be more wrong.

Utah: 7.5
Minnesota: 10.5
Colorado: 12.8
Nebraska: 13.7
North Dakota: 14.5
Virginia: 16.8
Iowa: 17.5
Hawaii: 17.5
South Dakota: 18.1
Maryland: 18.5

As of 4/20/2013 Colorado falls off the list/ LWNJs antigun agenda
that puts Nubs at # 3

Gud 1 bro

It's like the douchebags work this thread in shifts. Pootie's apparently taken the day off, so Saul and native are picking up the slack. LMAO

Hey look another unoriginal post by clay

Clay sneaks on his parents computer when they go to bed.

Oh some of us are here all the time
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We can't all be no life, fatass, and bald male secretaries. Cut us some slack frazbob.

I think billay could get 3 out of 4. Give him 10 years.

If being a C*** were explosive, the North Koreans would be starving their people for a decade and hiring the Pakistanis to work furiously to try to replicate you.

Shouldn't you be smoking dope with your kid right now?

Says the 30 year ols virgin who lives at home and works for nick athan lol

None of this is true? Jesus, billay. Get some new material.

Hootie's out getting plowed in the ass by a bar tranny.

How bout daddys lil girl gets a job first and then ill come with something clever when you are worthy of it.

Maybe we finally GIFd him to death.

No mas, Pootie? LMAO

I've been employed in some manner since I was 16.

Seriously, your jokes are the worst on the entire board. Even worse than Iowanian's.

He closed up shop. LMAO

Scamming people for money you claim are insider articles doesn't count you ****ing gypsy

So you're saying that Billay is thinner than Gilbert Grape's mother and has slept with less women than Wilt Chamberlain?

Oh wow, a Warpaint joke.

Those are original.

Here dude let me use a copyright video and add some shitty music to it

Show him a photo of you in a tank top...

OH AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHA

THIS JOKE WAS HILARIOUS EVERY TIME J DIDDY MADE IT, TOO!!!!

Oh god. What happened in here?