I can already see the next headline from the North Korean national news agency:

American Government Forces Birds And Horses To Fight To The Death While Children Starve

LMAO

Illusions of the Body

yikes :bolt:


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You ****ing one who sucks the penis.

An amazing collection of very ugly women.

one chick in there is apparently hiding black poodle between her legs.

The lesson, (if you're a broad), is to never slouch your shoulders or tilt you pelvic bone forwards. Simple.

Yeah...

FYP

God dammit. That reminds me. I never got my snow.

Those are some angry beavers. Angry, ugly beavers.

ROFL

Mildly NSFW.

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Average. I think that was the point of the comparisons. The majority of people we get to see nekkid through TV and movies are well above average. And not only that, they're usually positioned just perfectly, and sometimes even airbrushed and photoshopped. It screws up our expectations, and then when we see normal people nekkid, it causes a Lena Dunham OMG reaction....

Not to DC this thread -- while you can blame the EPA for various excesses, and I have no doubt they exist, just remember that the reason they exist is because the USA was headed in precisely that direction for a long time before various environmental regulations went into effect and were enforced.

Farrah Fawcett was also very nipply, and 1000x hotter.

Megan Fox
the story didn't totally suck ass
the special effects were pretty good
the dialogue was very funny at times
Megan Fox

to each his own.
I'll bet there's somebody on here that didn't like The Unforgiven.....

It looks like the dude sprinting up at the end could have won it but gave up too easily.

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Tom Brady left hanging.

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Awwe little Matt Cassel growing up.

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This will teach her judo.

LMAO damn man, someone should've taught her to tuck the chin and use the arm as an impact dissipater before all of that...

Aw snap: spoiler for your own good.

Lol damn, that's Brady too. F the other players I'm surprised there aren't like fifty coaches who Brady has made millionaires jumping all over that hand.

weird lizard

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>< close to being a win. Actually pretty cool if he landed in the water.

ROFL LMAO

No, I still give it a win, he kept his feet out, imagine what happened if he tucked them on landing, broken bones and flip to his face..

It's funny because she's fat.

We just got a cat a month ago after having one for 7 years.....they do the most reeruned shit for no reason.

I think they actually hallucinate. It's the only way to explain some of their behavior.

I would have to agree.

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Would.

LMAO
I love this place.

Yup. Been there for all of these. ROFL

It's funny because it's true. I audibly laughed several times.

I'm literally on 2 per day about an hour each (which of course, I spend on the Planet). it was 100% spot on.

ROFL

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lmao

Stoney Baloney

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:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

Not surprised at all.:doh!:

JFC. they are entertainment shows now; how sad.

This is why the Daily Show / Colbert Report are amazing shows. They destroy these pointless shows.

:doh!::doh!::doh!::doh!::doh!:

The stupid ****ing news media strikes again.

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He strikes again

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How awesome is it that it defaults to mute?


If a deer farts in the woods, does it make a sound? Depends on who uploads the vid.

Sign me up for snow coffee

Moral quandary, is Kimmel hilarious, or evil.

This after two years of getting parents to steal kids' halloween candy on video

But I still laugh

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OK, I give up, . . some soccer is a little gay

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I used to think Kimmel sucked, just way too much of a smartass to everyone... but he's really grown on me over the last year, he seems to have toned it down some and now has the right mix of snark and charm.

He's basically become the new Letterman styelwise IMO, my only gripe was how he TOTALLY bowed down to Kanye, just kissed his ass up and down after ripping him for a year straight, I was embarrassed for him.

Delicious = subjective

See, I didn't see that as Kimmel kissing his ass. I saw it as allowing him the most gracious way to hoist himself on his own petard.

I thought Kanye came off like an ass, on a national stage, and no one forced him to.

Right, all Kanye has to do is open his mouth to sound like an ass... but Jimmy was sooo saccharine, just gushing on the guy.

I think that was a strategy, at that point if Kimmel had been snarky or aggressive at all, he'd have looked like the bully smacking around the 'fries with that' reerun girl.

Call it hoisting on petard or letting your opponent punch himself out, it was strategy not weakness.

I 'spose that makes good sense, and Jimmy is plenty crafty like that.

The guy jarred his farts to throw them at friends FFS.

He spent weeks convincing Carolla that Natalie Maines was stalking him romantically

Now that he's rich, he pulls shit like this

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ROFLROFL Don't know why this is so funny tome.

Like you've never flossed your way through a treasure trail.

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I could listen to Larry do that for the rest of my life.

Perhaps the best comic 'sound' ever.

The scariest thing for me was the 70s DUDE who manscaped.

Who are you trying to impress by shaving Groucho Marx at that point?

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WTF OMG how does that EVEN. People are either completely deranged or absolute geniuses

It's like Guernica. A dinner theater WT version

Cinderella with anger issues

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She done got trolled.

This comes up too small on the phone. You will need type out the conversation like we did back in day....you know, 2 years ago.