Oh, I have no doubt. I started qualifying for more pussy the very ****ing day I got married. Unfortunately for my penis, I have morals.

What if you're decent looking and great at Halo?

Is that a decent substitute for no money or house? I plan on living in a college apartment for at least the next 20-25 years.

Drunk redneck chick with accents. You know there would be plenty of hotties in the crowd. The tough part would be finding them, among the other "not so desireables".

#1 reason why I shouldn't get married...or be allowed in those family restrooms at the mall.

If it were me, I'd start putting distance between her and I. Give her some space and take some for yourself. Don't try to make her jealous by flaunting another person in her face, but if an opportunity arises to get aquainted with someone else you might as well talk to the new person.

If this chick really cares about you, time away will help her to come around and ditch the notion of hanging out with another guy one on one, friends or not. The last thing you want is for her to realize that she can make you jump through hoops for her while she does whatever else she wants.


You're 19, half of the world's population is female, she won't be the last woman in your life. Don't let thought of losing her force you to tolerat things a man shouldn't have to put up with.

This song reminds me of Hootie...

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I'm so ****ing poor right now it's depressing...before my awesome restaurant went under I used to throw dollar bills around like I was Adam Jones...now I can't even afford to replace the one thing in life I excel at...

FYP.

:D

I wish I had $300 in the bank.

I'm 20 and I think 52% of the world is female :p

I actually have 2 of them...

blow me mecca

You want some really depressing news? The older they get, the harder women are to live with. 20s are a breeze compared to 40 - I AM NOT looking forward to living with a woman going through menopause!

Yep. I'm in the same category.

But my best friend from college is single, with a great house and plenty of cash. Combine this with the fact that he's a good looking guy and he literally has to turn pussy down.

In college, we did well but there was at least a bit of effort involved.

****, the last time we all went out together, my wife was with us, and one of the extras was trying to come home with my wife and me. It was an overabundance of pussy.

I was right there with him, until he admitted to watching Grey's Anatomy.