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Rugburns...
 

Good morning, America
Good evening, Siberia
Is that a fax coming in?
From Rajavic, Iceland, ah-ooh
Must be cold
And I see the ocean out there
It must be cold

No.

Are you going to set her up with that guy in you avatar?

You'd better hope Mecca doesn't see that post.

Why? Am I supposed to say how hot I thougt she was just because she's dead?

Too bad. I never thought she was hot. The fact that she is dead doesn't make me like her retroactively.

HOLY CRAP !!!


Just heard on the news where four women ran off into a lake in a pickup... The two brunettes in the front got out alive...

The two blondes in the back of the truck bed drowned...







They couldn't get the tailgate down !!!




That's sad to hear...

Why do blondes wear panties?




To keep their ankles warm!

Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A: When they are on their backs they are screwed.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.

Blonde and a red head are walking on the beach...

The red head says,"My, my, my... Look at all the dead seagulls"!!!!



Blonde looks up at the sky and says,"Where"????

What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning?



Goes home!

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: how do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: hit him in the face with an axe