Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10765152)

Rico is the listmaka

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10765152)

Rico is the lithpmaka

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10765348)

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10765488)

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10765575)

Drunk as a ****ing octopus right now. Waiting for my bro's band to play at this Iowa City bar. I'm just loopy as shit right now.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10765575)

Drunk as a ****ing octopus right now. Waiting for my bro's band to play at this Iowa City bar. I'm just loopy as shit right now.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10765575)

Drunk as a ****ing octopus right now. Waiting for my bro's band to play at this Iowa City bar. I'm just loopy as shit right now.

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10765579)

Quick, grope some chick's boob.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10765575)

Drunk as a ****ing octopus right now. Waiting for my bro's band to play at this Iowa City bar. I'm just loopy as shit right now.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10765684)

52. Dayze

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...lemonparty.gif

Dayze is everybody's crazy uncle. No, not the kind that hands out free dicksicles to Black Bobs. No, not the teedubya kind that believes Scott Pioli has poisoned everybody's drinking water with fluoride. And no, not the awkward Deberg kind that can only ever make small talk about the weather at family gatherings. I'm talking about the kind that always has a zinger in his back pocket, even if it's just a small one. The kind that will hide a penis joke in a conversation with his 5-year old niece. That kind.

The guy is really funny. He should consider a career as a standup comic. Just get together a list of jokes and BOOM he's got an act. And what with being unemployed, he's got plenty of time to spend at home and go **** himself. Err... I mean organize his joke set. And wouldn't that be cool? Ol' Uncle Dayze... fired for laughing at Lemon Party jokes on Chiefs Planet while at work... now opening for The Amazing Johnathan at the Motel 6 in Sioux City! Isn't that kind of cool?

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10765576)

Show us your tits.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10765684)

52. Dayze

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...lemonparty.gif

Dayze is everybody's crazy uncle. No, not the kind that hands out free dicksicles to Black Bobs. No, not the teedubya kind that believes Scott Pioli has poisoned everybody's drinking water with fluoride. And no, not the awkward Deberg kind that can only ever make small talk about the weather at family gatherings. I'm talking about the kind that always has a zinger in his back pocket, even if it's just a small one. The kind that will hide a penis joke in a conversation with his 5-year old niece. That kind.

The guy is really funny. He should consider a career as a standup comic. Just get together a list of jokes and BOOM he's got an act. And what with being unemployed, he's got plenty of time to spend at home and go **** himself. Err... I mean organize his joke set. And wouldn't that be cool? Ol' Uncle Dayze... fired for laughing at Lemon Party jokes on Chiefs Planet while at work... now opening for The Amazing Johnathan at the Motel 6 in Sioux City! Isn't that kind of cool?

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 10765831)

Dicksickles?

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10765886)

it was either that or Butt-Pops. thankfully, good taste prevailed.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10765990)

It would be inaccurate if I used Butt-Pops

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10765684)

52. Dayze


Dayze is everybody's crazy uncle. No, not the kind that hands out free dicksicles to Black Bobs. No, not the teedubya kind that believes Scott Pioli has poisoned everybody's drinking water with fluoride. And no, not the awkward Deberg kind that can only ever make small talk about the weather at family gatherings. I'm talking about the kind that always has a zinger in his back pocket, even if it's just a small one. The kind that will hide a penis joke in a conversation with his 5-year old niece. That kind.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10766404)

Daze definitely ordered a pizza in Mr. Hand's class.

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10766505)

It is a great privilege an honor to be grouped with the most diverse collection of intellectuals and legally reeruned members of the planet.


I'm thankful I'm part of the right 53.

:thumb:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10766541)

I like Dayze.

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10766611)

I like you too.
I'm not gay, but I would totally neatly fold your socks and arrange your shirts in order of color and season.



....like I said though. I'm not gay. I can't emphasize that enough.

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10766618)

Are you a sock pairer? I just throw all of mine into a drawer and find 2 that are somewhat similar. If I find that I have too many that are different I just throw them all out and head out to Wally World.

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10766627)

I usually neatly iron my socks with a nice crease and place them delicately onto a cedar hanger.


sock pairer? ....nah...that's just a little too weird for me.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10765151)

He has a name...give him time. Quality over quantity.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10766791)

A roast is certain- the time is not.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10766838)

Dayze dude, it's gonna be difficult getting used to that new avatar of yours.

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10767078)

Yeah....I'm not sure I like it either.
my Lloyd Bridges avatar has been with me forever.
switching up, though temporarily, makes me feel weird.

the lemons have a few more hours.
then, maybe Ill only break them out when the Chiefs snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in a spectacular fashion.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10767093)

Neither one of you have an avatar hand selected by Rain Man. I can feel your jealousy seeping through the keyboard.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10685645)

SNR is doing 2 roasts tomorrow and smaque is close to returning. Patience We will finish.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10768551)

I would rather read a de berg thread clock work orange style than see another big smoke thread

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10768613)

SNR really came through once htismage fell off the face of the planet, but I think it's finally over.

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10768613)

SNR really came through once htismage fell off the face of the planet, but I think it's finally over.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10768615)

I did two roasts as well, you sorry son of a bitch.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10768616)

Wut? We just had a roast two days ago.

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10768626)

And you did a damn fine job.



True. Its just every time I look for this thread, it's like at the bottom of the 3rd page. We have a group of regulars in here, but that's about it. :(

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10768626)

And you did a damn fine job.



True. Its just every time I look for this thread, it's like at the bottom of the 3rd page. We have a group of regulars in here, but that's about it. :(

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10768731)

I don't get Dayze, I guess.

He barely registers with me.
I know he's here, but I can't recall reading any posts that made me think, or laugh, or even piss me off.

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10768731)

I don't get Dayze, I guess.

He barely registers with me.
I know he's here, but I can't recall reading any posts that made me think, or laugh, or even piss me off.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10768672)

Not very many contributing lately, but I think this thread has a ton of people checking in and viewing it to see if they made the list.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10768996)

This list lost all credibility when I went off the board in the 80s but some of these roasts have been incredible.

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10769116)

51. chiefzilla1501

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/up...3/09/haley.jpg

Chiefzilla is one of the friendliest football talkers on this forum.

And everybody ****ing hates his guts.

It's incredible. I've never seen a dedicated football poster NOT want to gouge this guy's eyes out. From all across the Chiefs fan spectrum, too. Drafturbators hate him. Milkman despises him. A balanced take guy like TheBadGuy hates him, too. BigChiefDave and Marcellus also hate him. JASONSAUTO really ****ing hates him, but that's because he doesn't exactly have a positive history with things named "zilla."

It's probably because he straddles the line between True Fan and Drafturbator like Hootie getting ready to teabag an unconscious college girl. He'll go from "Alex Smith is a limited player and needs a lot of help from his team, and the Chiefs just don't have the personnel to help him be successful" to "I heart Eric Fisher" at the drop of a goddamn hat. It's unnerving, unpredictable, and kind of scary, honestly.

Even I've been sparring with him recently over the Kevin Love trade, because his True Fan Cavs ass overvalues Andrew Wiggins. So now I also ****ing hate his guts.

**** Chiefzilla. I'm pretty sure he's a Nazi. He's probably hanging outside the Boulevard Brewery in Kansas City right now leading chants of HEIL HALEY with Crime Fighter.

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10769156)

Herman ****ing Edwards should have been given another couple of years to build the team in his image.

Never mind that he was never going to win anything, he was the best coach for this team.

Those two sentences above are how zilla think.
He articulates it so much better that it almost sounds reasonable.

How can a man that is so smart be such a huge dumb ****?

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10768626)

And you did a damn fine job.

True. Its just every time I look for this thread, it's like at the bottom of the 3rd page. We have a group of regulars in here, but that's about it. :(

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10769300)

Between you and Rico, how the **** can anyone get a word in edgewise?

You take you two scions of verbosity out of this thread and we'd actually be able to read the goddamn roasts versus an avalanche of blather and inane literary drivel the likes of which God has not seen before.

I mean, seriously, get a ****ing job or life or girlfriend or some such thing that might take up a few minutes of your ****ing time so that you wouldn't have to post in this ****ing thread every three ****ing minutes. ****!

****ing noobs.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10769300)

Between you and Rico, how the **** can anyone get a word in edgewise?

You take you two scions of verbosity out of this thread and we'd actually be able to read the goddamn roasts versus an avalanche of blather and inane literary drivel the likes of which God has not seen before.

I mean, seriously, get a ****ing job or life or girlfriend or some such thing that might take up a few minutes of your ****ing time so that you wouldn't have to post in this ****ing thread every three ****ing minutes. ****!

****ing noobs.

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10768731)

I don't get Dayze, I guess.

He barely registers with me.
I know he's here, but I can't recall reading any posts that made me think, or laugh, or even piss me off.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10769330)

What is a scion, Saccopoo?

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10768731)

I don't get Dayze, I guess.

He barely registers with me.
I know he's here, but I can't recall reading any posts that made me think, or laugh, or even piss me off.

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10769512)

snakes have no arms, that's why you never see one wearing a sweater vest. Think about that that.

I suppose it's a good thing I haven't pissed you off, given your fuse is as short Moeaki's career. :D

let's hug it out bro, and pound some Amstel Lights

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10769525)

:hmmm:

now, that's a damned good question right there.

....a DAMNED good question. It's like a way cooler, and contemporary 'chicken or the egg' question.
I wish there were a way to drinking a bottle of tequila with Christopher Walken, and about 1/2 through the bottle, pop the 'ol snake/sweater vest question on him. I suspect that would be a great time.

now this has me thinking;....maybe snakes are assholes because they were bullied when they were younger during the 'Sweater Vest' years.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10769535)

You'll notice it's people who haven't made the list and likely aren't going to make the list that are posting it though.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10768551)

I would rather read a de berg thread clock work orange style than see another big smoke thread

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10769534)

Is there something cool about saying a thread sucks? That's all I ever read in here.

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10769534)

Is there something cool about saying a thread sucks? That's all I ever read in here.

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10769535)

You'll notice it's people who haven't made the list and likely aren't going to make the list that are posting it though.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10770328)

We are nearing 5k posts and some are butt hurt that they won't be on the list