I feel like this thread gets more traffic than the Epic Win thread so I put it here. The more peeps that see this the better.. Feel me?

I might just make a thread for it in The Lounge. It's that amazing.

"But I've been deaf since I was 3, so I didn't listen." Love that. ROFL

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What the hell was that all about?

Broken teleprompter.

Thats pretty weak on his part.

Michael Bay, (the director of such over CGI'd shit fests as Transformers and Transformers 2), was paid an exorbitant amount of money to promote the new Samsung TV products.
He came out, stepped on his own line from the teleprompter, had an anxiety attack and promptly left the stage.

I think more forget its also a thread with things you laugh at. This wasn't one of them. this is definitely and epic win category posted in the wrong thread.

Well, you could say the POST belongs in the epic fail thread.

Oh look - it's Blackbob interacting with ChiefsPlanet.

I envision the monkey making the Daffy Duck "Woo hooo woo hooo" sound as he's running off.

Leg Day

Few things look as dumb as a guy who's huge from the waist up with spindly legs, totally reminds me of my dumbass high school football coach.

No wonder he sucked at football, he couldnt even lift right.

LMAO 00:19

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I was hoping at the end that he would wind up in a sack and someone would whack it with a hammer.

WTF is "an extra large snack sack?"

I don't know, but that dog is eyeing his action zone.

Do you really want to know?

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Life summed up -

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I think he does, sport.

Btw, has anyone seen Gatsby and broken out the phrase 'sport' on someone IRL?

They quoted this gif as representing most internet messageboard fights -

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ROFL That is ****ing hilarious.

holy ****ing shit.

RIP Mr. Scruffles.

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HOW. ****ING. DARE. THEY.

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LMAO

WTF

What? Someone today stealing an idea and passing it off as their own?
NO WAY!

Bird got balls -

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How & why in the hell is this in EPIC FAIL? This is EPIC WIN!!!!

There needs to be a piano crashing on the primate at the end to make that comparison accurate.

ROFL

unicorn?

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"and other stuff that makes you laugh"

No shit. I've seen this posted eighty times by a bunch of different numb-nuts.

Perhaps we should just change the thread titles to "FUNNY STUFF" and "COOL STUFF" so folks could follow along.

I knew it would be trouble when the Epic Win thread was started.....



:D

The O.C.'s Mischa Barton starring as Jean Harlow in a movie apparently written under hypnosis

<section class="article-text article-width"> Best known as The O.C.’s Marissa Cooper, Mischa Barton’s last series was 2009’s ill-fated The Beautiful Life. But a peek at her IMDB page reveals she’s been a lot busier than you might be aware, with recent turns in films like Cyberstalker, as well as the upcoming L.A. Slasher and Zombie Killers: Elephant's Graveyard. Now Variety has announced that Barton has landed the role of blonde icon Jean Harlow in the upcoming (and unfortunately named) biopic By Love Reclaimed.

Before Harlow’s untimely death from kidney failure at the age of 26, she had become a scandalous screen sensation in films like Red-headed Woman, Platinum Blonde, and Libeled Lady. Harlow had also already been married three times and was engaged to her prospective fourth husband, Thin Man star William Powell. By Love Reclaimed—which, honestly, sounds like a romance novel on top of the reject pile at Harlequin—will focus on the scandal surrounding Harlow’s second marriage, to studio exec Paul Bern, who was found dead of a gunshot wound only a few months into their marriage.

Although the death was officially ruled a suicide due to a note Bern had left, the story has always been mired in controversy. Some theorists claim that Bern’s note refers not to killing himself but to an unfortunate bedroom incident (read: impotence). Also, a previous Bern paramour also committed suicide by diving off of a steamboat soon after his death, which some say suggested her possible guilt over his murder.

You may be wondering what kind of new details would be available about a suicide case from 1932, and how one would go about procuring such information. The movie is based on the recent book By Love Reclaimed: Jean Harlow Returns To Clear Her Husband's Name by ”modern-day intuitive Valerie Franich and renowned psychiatrist Adrian Finkelstein,” who are both executive-producing the movie. (Finkelstein is also writing the screenplay). The authors say they have examined the case “through the use of hypnotic [past-life] regressions and extensive research,” so there you go. A previous book by Finkelstein, Marilyn Monroe Returns: The Healing of a Soul,claimed that Marilyn Monroe was reincarnated as a Canadian pop singer. (Note: We are not making any of this up.) Mischa Barton has her work cut out for her, to say the least.

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Alright, who's cat is this on here?

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FireMeBoy!'s for sure.

What? Why?

Seriously, it does look like a huge version of one of mine.

how 'bout

**** YOU I A POSTING THIS HERE TO SHARE WITH THE PLANET...

Should be in the "Would You?" thread. An obvious 4 with a big hairy pussy.

LMAO

This is for Simply Red, MIADragon, etc

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That is Michael Bay in a nutshell. I liked Samsung until I saw this and realized they actually paid him to promote their product. Now, I'm not so sure.

when Transformers was first out I went to the movies with the family and whatever it was we went there to see....we'd missed it...got the time wrong....whatever. so my kids talk us into seeing Transformers. I went very begrudgingly....had no desire to see it at ALL.

I thought it was a damn good movie. :shrug:

We can get through this. Don't panic. Ok, let's go for run to get warmed up. Run down to the liquor store and get some beer. Now we are ready for some curls.

I'm curious as to what you thought was "damn good". (not being a dick)

Attention everyone: This is why we can't have nice things.

Pretty weak stuff by Michael Bay. That question wasn't even that tough to BS an answer to. Figured that guy would be use to the spotlight and having to answer impromptu interview questions, let alone easy fluff questions about pitching a product.

damn good?
Megan Fox bending over the hood of a 73 camaro

hearing classic megatron's voice
special effects flick no thinking allowed or needed

LMAO

The Attack of the Giant Klosterses

Klosterii?

Kick ass

Must be related to Glennon.

how the hell.....

I know right? She's pretty quick, bring her in for a look?

Looks like he won.

And I'm just noticing the guy in blue on the left. Isn't the ability to leap over a hurdle a prerequisite for entering an event like this?

typical JH track meet

quick hips. Good explosion. Sort of a tweener.

Throwback Thursday?

I'm not sure if he wins if he gets docked time for knocking over hurdles and leaving his lane?


I don't know the rules that well though.

I am not sure what's going on there, but in real hurdling events, you don't get docked anything for knocking one down. It slows you down considerably, though, so you probably aren't winning anything.

Chinese Public Forced To See Sunrise And Sunset On Huge LCD Screens Due To Smog

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On January 16, 2014, the Chinese capital of Beijing was hit by the season’s first wave of smog caused by the massive amount of air pollution in the region. The readings recorded were the highest since January 2013 and the city has become almost completely depleted of natural light. The situation has gotten so bad that people gathered at 4 AM at the various squares across the city wearing industrial face masks just to watch a televised sunrise on the giant LED screens, usually used for advertising tourist destinations.

The government ordered the elderly and school children to stay in, while others wore face masks and trudged through the dark, smoggy city. The city’s air quality is often poor and has been getting worse in the past few years, with winters being the worst time due to the stagnant weather patterns and excessive coal burning. The PM 2.5 readings on Thursday, January 16th were the first of the season to exceed 500 micrograms per cubic meter. PM 2.5 readings are a measure of the concentration of fine particulate matter which is less than 2.5 microns in the air. Particulate matter that small can be inhaled into the lungs and is dangerous for human health. The World Health Organization has set the safety standard for PM 2.5 as 25 micrograms, with levels above 300 being deemed hazardous. In Beijing, however, it reached values 26 times greater than the prescribed limit, as a monitoring post in the US Embassy in Beijing recorded a PM 2.5 value of 671. The air has and acrid odor and during the morning, no sunlight could penetrate the thick layer of smog engulfing the city.

Air pollution has reached such high values in many major cities of China where environmental protection is sacrificed for the sake of economic development. In the northeastern city of Harbin, readings reached values up to 1000 micrograms in October. In December, Shanghai and it’s neighboring areas reported PM 2.5 values exceeding 600. The worst area in the country, however, is the Hebei province which has seven of the ten most polluted cities of China. As the country’s biggest steel producing province, the pollution from Hebein spreads to the neighboring areas of Beijing and Tianjin.

Coal burning and car emissions are the major reasons for air pollution, but there is also the influence of powerful enterprises which keeps China’s government from cracking down many violators of China’s new environmental protection policies and standards. With Beijing alone reporting 58 days of serious pollution in 2013 (or one day every week), the city’s mayor, Wang Anshun, announced that the use of coal in Beijing will be cut down by 2.6 million tonnes and that $2.4 billion will be set aside to improve the air quality. Xinhua, a state news agency, reported Wang saying that coal-burning boilers in Beijing’s fifth ring road will be shutdown, and measures will be taken against coal burning in areas neighboring the capital. The capital will also ban heavily polluting vehicles this year and promote the use of new ‘greener’ vehicles.

Due to widespread public anger, local authorities are implementing policies more strictly and punishing officials in regions where the pollution has worsened due to leniency in enforcement. In the Hebei province alone, 8,347 companies were shutdown last year due to the heavy pollution they were causing. The province plans to cut crude steel production by 15 million tonnes this year, with coal consumption being reduced by the same amount. China’s commercial capital, Shanghai, introduced emergency measures in case of severe smog, allowing it to close schools and order cars off the road.
The government is taking steps to improve the quality of its environment, but could it be too little, too late?

Jesus. That's horrible.

So hell bent on matching us that they're willing to sacrifice their own quality of life.