Every once in a while.

The return of postcount poker.

Ah, still in your 20s, huh?

I used to have a life. Then I got old, and all of my friends got married. I'm hoping for a girls' night this Saturday. I haven't been drunk in public for longer than I care to admit.

Has that been done before? <sigh> I thought I invented something

Growing older by the day.


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Pup.

Just hang in there for a few more years and you can all party after the divorces.

Road Trip is one damned funny movie.

It's about time you showed up pussy.

I have one friend left. She either hangs out with the snobby bitches she works with, the gay guy she works with, or babysits her niece and nephew on Saturday nights. I have one that's engaged (getting married next month). I manage to steal her for lunches whenever she gets the chance.

Hey, how much money would it take to radically alter your life? Like if someone were to give you a pile of cash (no, I am not offering)- how much would there need to be to make a permanent change in your life?

Just checking over the server a bit, then I'm off to bed again.

I thought you were going to say you wanted to go on a road trip. Love those.

1 Billion dollars.

$3M. The day I have $3M you f**kers will never see me again.

It' about time you showed us pussy.

Depends on the change. I'd love to move somewhere, but I'd have to find a job making enough to make it on my own. I don't have any special skills or degrees, so I'm stuck.

I'm down 15.2 pounds!

Seriously? Any amount less than that and your life would eventually revert to normal? That's incredible.

I f**ked myself so hard on Sunday it wasn't even funny. I STILL don't feel good.

Good for you. Sure wish I could take the 10 on my belly off.

Wow. You guys are really stuck in a rut, then. Not much chance of lucking into the funds you need to make permanent change.

Out of curiosity, what would you do with the 3 million?

You can usually feel it for a few days after getting ****ed hard.

Well it would probably be around 10 million. Enough to buy a better house, and a nice car and still do anything I wanted. I would still work however much money I had because I wouldn't be able to stay home everyday.

Hell, if someone handed me $10k it would make a change, though nothing permanent.

$3M is what I figure I need to jump ship out of this country and into some 2nd world country. I want to retire somewhere that the amount of money I have is enough that I can buy real freedom. The kind of freedom where I can walk down the street and kill some random bum in the middle of the day with witnesses and get away with it.

Move somewhere in the country or move out of the country? Moving in the country is easy. I know people who change states frequently living on server jobs.

In the country. I don't know where. Maybe just up around KC. I'd be able to make it to more get-togethers without having to drive home 3 hours.

Ahhh. The grass is always greener...

A car is not a permanent change. A nicer house but in the same city and with the same job is not really much of a change, either. With 10 million, you would be able to live comfortably on interest in a savings account, if nothing else. But, really, with 10 million you would have nearly unlimited investment possibilities.

I just feel stuck here. I'd love to start over somewhere. I'm so shy though. Making friends is hard for me. I'd do better about it down here, maybe join some clubs or do some volunteer work, but most of that is done in the evenings while I'm at work.

yeah, 10k is chump change these days. You pay off some bills and take a vacation and go back to your life. 10k would not make a permanent change in my life.

By the way, which countries would you consider moving to?

Now, if my wife and kids were gone tomorrow you wouldn't have to hand me a nickel to change my life. I'd hand the deeds and titles to my crap over to my sister and her husband and be on a plane to Korea to join a monastery within two weeks.

Most likely somewhere in the Caribbean or Central America.

I wouldn't want to move, or quit working. I would definatly invest the money, but still work part time out of boredom.

To move to KC? You don't need a pile of cash to move to KC. All you would need is to walk into work one day and say, "I quit". The next day you pack your belongings and by nightfall you're in KC. Sheesh. I was asking about permanent, life-altering change.

Looks like I'm the only one here psycho enough for you. :)

Move with what money? My usual cushion in my checking account is $3-400. Not exactly enough to move on. There's finding a place to live, and paying for it. I'd have to find a job.

Tropical paradise, huh? I would by far choose Central America over the Caribbean (I've been to both, by the way) and not just because I can speak Spanish.

I'll quit my job, pack my shit, and come move in with you. How's that?

That's really where I'd lean if I left today. Find some land up in the mountains, somewhere that it's 70 degrees almost all the time. Build a house with no heat and no AC, no need for electricity most of the time. My wife would hate it for a while but she'd get into the routine.

Well, at least you are describing radically different scenarios.

Yeah, but I want to do these things in order to detach from society. Most people are trying to get more in touch.

If you have credit you can move to KC. How hard would it be to replace a job which affords you the lavish life of $3-400 dollars in a checking account?

You didn't say how life altering. Hell, I move to KC, meet some people, have a life, meet Mr Right, get married....major life alter.

You give me enough to live off of for about 5 years, pay for a college education, and moving expenses to say....Cali....hell yeah. However much that would be.

Dropping out of society would be awesome. I would love to move somewhere remote and be a sheperd or something. Of course, I would have to have a woman with me. I don't want solitude that much. ROFL

Need someone to cook for you and clean up after you.

Pshaw. Move to KC on credit, enroll in school, get a part time job and take out student loans. This will carry you for at least four years, maybe five depending on what you study. The California part, of course, requires a lot more money but with your new college education you could do it in 4 years. Of course you would still probably have only $3-400 in your account if you move to Ca.

No... pleasurable company.

My credit isn't exactly great. I try not to go into debt. Hell, anyone could do practically anything if they wanted to go into debt far enough.

Well, lots of people put themselves through college with loans. It is just more difficult- less time for beer pong and chasing members of the opposite sex.

edit: without student loans.

Mexico,Costa Rica or the Dominican Republic.

Why was the threadkiller thread closed?

I had the same thought when I first read it.

Your friends from Honduras are going to be upset that you aren't even considering it.

Cochise was dead on when he said the Springfield get-together thing. A few people laugh, make fun, then no one pays attention.

No..I have fishing/charter thoughts for Mexico and Costa Rica..and the jury is still out on the DR.

I'm not sure, but I was really close to killing it.

I always laugh because it's true.

Where the hell have you been?

mugshots.com and a few other places...

Link to locked thread?

You should try living here. Oh wait, you did.

Here is a simple test to know if you should move to the Dominican Republic:

1. Do you hate Haitians?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=157989

Front page.

Instant classic

Of course the mod who closed it is proving to be the real thread killer. Duh.

Ok, I just yawned so hard it hurt. That means it's time for bed.

Pussy

I don't know any Haitians to hate.;)

I don't think I would move to the DR..I take that back..

Mexico..Costa Rica..North Carolina..

Someone's quick on the draw tonight. :)

So...

3rd world country, 3rd world country, someplace even more backwards than those two.


Gotcha.

I almost said Virginia. Beautiful country out there (from what I hear).

Well, considering I outlast all of ya....

That's not what SHE said.

Yes, but you have work to preoccupy yourself with whenever it DIES around here.

Knew I could count on ya for that one. ROFL

North Carolina is beautiful. I lived in Greensboro for a year and easily could have stayed longer.